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    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday, October 2, 2015.    Pondering……….  Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    October 2, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, September 28, 2015.  Collective nouns…………….. A jam of tarts A sentence of judges A load of cobblers An expectation of midwives An annoyance of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 28, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, September 21, 2015.    It’s good to be a man. Here’s why……… Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 21, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, August 31, 2015.     The Top 45 Oxymorons…… 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Good… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 31, 2015August 31, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, August 24, 2015.     Physics 101……….. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 24, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, August 17, 2015.       “YOU KNOW”………….  “Everything Comes In Threes” – Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three “ones”… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 17, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, August 10, 2015.     Some of the best Norm Peterson quotes from “Cheers”: “What’s shaking, Norm?” “All four cheeks and a couple of chins.” “What’s… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 10, 2015August 10, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, August 3, 2015.    Actual Lines from Resumes…… Job hunting can provide us with some interesting challenges. It can also provide us with some entertainment.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 3, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, July 27, 2015.    Monday’s pondering……… Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. Atheism is… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

    July 27, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, July 20, 2015.     Facts About Men….. Men are a mystery. The following are facts about men that could prove entertaining. Or perhaps… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    July 20, 2015 by eucman

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