WELCOME to Monday, February 20, 2017.                THE AGING PROCESS…….. OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, February 17, 2017.               Funny Names…………. Carrie Oakey – karaoke Barb Dwyer – barbed wire Stan Still – stand still as in an Army Sergeant-Major:… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, February 16, 2017.              Oxymoron Phrases….. A stripper’s dressing room Click the start button, and shut down First strike defence Former President-for-life (Haiti) Alone in… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, February 15, 2017.                   Steven Wright 101…… If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I’ll let you have the pen! What… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, February 14, 2017.                 Ponderings……   When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do blind Eskimos heave seeing-eye… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, February 13, 2017.                 Here’s the Story… I think we really do spend a lot of time pursuing our youth as we age. I know… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, February 10, 2017.                 English….  The bandage was wound around the wound. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, February 9, 2017.                 Is Your Thursday As Bad As This? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”