travel – Page 12 – The World According to the Eucman!

WEDNESDAY’S JOKES, QUOTES, QUIZZLERS AND TEASES!‏

WELCOME to Wednesday May 16, 2012. THE NAME GAME (Again!) If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d… Read more “WEDNESDAY’S JOKES, QUOTES, QUIZZLERS AND TEASES!‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 15, 2012. Music Styles……. JAZZ Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes. BLUES Played exclusively by people who woke up… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Monday May 14, 2012. Ponderings. Why is the word abbreviation so long? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday May 10, 2012. Mothers Day Gift? What a mother’s day gift to give! Will do this guy say to his mother? “Mom I’m really… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 9, 2012. New Job Lingo defined…. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY – We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE – We… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 8, 2012. Confucius Says …. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. He who eats too… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Thursday May 3, 2012. THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK ….. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 2, 2012. Bizarre May Holidays….. May 1 is Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day May 2 is Fire Day May 3… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Friday April 27, 2012. Famous Movie Quotes (The First Drafts). The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Well, he can refuse… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Thursday April 26, 2012. Pondering….. The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”