WELCOME to Friday, March 3, 2017.                       Things My Mother Taught Me…… My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, March 2, 2017.                       Mother’s Good Advice….. Over many centuries mothers have given their children plenty of good advice. Here are some examples. It must be… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, March 1, 2017.                      My Mama always said…… 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, February 28, 2017.                     TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 50s, 60s and 70s! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, February 27, 2017.                    Clever Phrases…. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. When fish are in schools… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, February 23, 2017.                  Funny Proverbs – According to 6 year old Grade School Students………….. Mary taught first grade.  She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6 yr… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, February 22, 2017.                 THE NAME GAME……..   If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, February 20, 2017.                THE AGING PROCESS…….. OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, February 17, 2017.               Funny Names…………. Carrie Oakey – karaoke Barb Dwyer – barbed wire Stan Still – stand still as in an Army Sergeant-Major:… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”