WELCOME to Thursday, February 16, 2017. Oxymoron Phrases….. A stripper’s dressing room Click the start button, and shut down First strike defence Former President-for-life (Haiti) Alone in… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, February 15, 2017. Steven Wright 101…… If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I’ll let you have the pen! What… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, February 14, 2017. Ponderings…… When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do blind Eskimos heave seeing-eye… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, February 13, 2017. Here’s the Story… I think we really do spend a lot of time pursuing our youth as we age. I know… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, February 10, 2017. English…. The bandage was wound around the wound. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, February 9, 2017. Is Your Thursday As Bad As This? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, February 8, 2017. Useless Inventions…. Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the dark sunglasses Inflatable Anchor Smooth… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, February 7, 2017. Collective Nouns….. A cuddle of teddy bears A conjunction of grammarians A promise of barmen An obeisance of servants A staff… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, February 6, 2017. Relationship Jokes… I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. Love is grand…… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, February 2, 2017. Marriage quotes 101………….. There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”