WELCOME to Monday, January 9, 2016.   A woman’s dictionary Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, January 6, 2016.      Medical terminology…. Artery — Study of paintings Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, January 5, 2016.    Performance evaluation translations…. A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused. Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job. Active socially: Drinks heavily.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, January 4, 2016.    Steven Wright 101……… All the plants in my house are dead–I shot them last night. I was torturing them by watering… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, January 3, 2016.    Business 101……. The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, January 2, 2016.    Grade change form for college students everywhere… Date: Dear Professor, My grade in ____ should be raised from _____ to ____… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, December 30, 2016.   Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Your age ratings… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”