WELCOME to Wednesday, December 28, 2016.    Church Ladies with Typewriters.. Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, December 23, 2016.  Lesser Known Murphy’s Laws……….  Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, December 21, 2016.    Spoken in Jest…. The longest word in the English language. According to folk-lore Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the dictionary,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, December 20, 2016.  Strange Facts…….. If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, December 19, 2016.  THE SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE… Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace. The hearts of a great many have… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, December 16, 2016.    Truisms…………………. Never try to teach a pig to sing – it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Never go to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, December 12, 2016.    Things You Need to Know………….   Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative drug on the same night.  Don’t… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, December 9, 2016.   Interesting Facts………………… The average person laughs thirteen times a day. Are you average? Men are more likely to be struck by… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to THURsday, December 8, 2016.   Thursday’s One-liners….. I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.  She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said, ‘No, permanent.’ I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, December 7, 2016.   Differences Between Bosses and Employees….. When you take a long time, you’re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he’s… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”