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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Monday September 10, 2012. Pondering……again! Do fish get thirsty? Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Do penguins have knees? Do they… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday September 7, 2012. Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday September 6, 2012. Hickphonics………. ARE – pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective. AYER – noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday September 5, 2012. A plethora of cute and short jokes…… My girlfriend has just left me saying I spend too much time devoted to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday September 4, 2012. English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday August 31, 2012. We all fail sometimes……. We all fail sometimes. But there’s something about failing with style. Here are some of the best… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday August 30, 2012. Creative communicate with People….. HE/SHE is/was……… 1. A few crumbs short of a crouton. 2. A few clowns short of a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 29, 2012. Pondering……Again! Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they don’t point… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 28, 2012. More Daffynitions… Octopus: An eight-sided cat. Onosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you’ve just made a… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”