Welcome, to Thursday, February 11th!  Once again here are some advantages to turning 65:

* People no longer consider you a hypochondriac.

* Your assorted joints can forecast weather changes.

* No one expects you to run into a burning building.

* There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them.

* In a hostage situation you’re likely to be released first.

* You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.

* Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

* You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.

* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

* Your eyes won’t get much worse.

* You can sing along with elevator music.
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  

“Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time you need him, chances are you won’t
be needing him again.” 
 
“Don’t worry about tomorrow. After all, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” 
 
“Start by doing what’s necessary, then do what’s possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.”
-Francis of Assisi
 
Scene: A conversation between two of my friends.
Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What’s a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.

Joke of the Day*

A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel:
“An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from
an adequate cause, such as when a spouse’s mate is found in a ‘compromising position.'” “See, I have a problem with that passion business,” responded the jury candidate. “During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. All
I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him.” She wasn’t selected for the jury. 

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Yeah? Well at least your mom didn’t run over your leg in her Volvo, okay? Mine did.”  

Answer: Dream a Little Dream. Hoorah! A Corey-Corey movie has finally made it into one of my quizzes! This is a quote from Dinger (Corey Haim) telling Bobby (Corey Feldman) not to whinge about his problems because Dinger’s are demonstrably far worse. On a side note, never be tempted to watch “Blown Away” – it’s a cinematic crime!  

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Who fights a crazy person?”

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Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “What happened to the dreams of a girl president She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees” 

ANSWER: Stupid Girls. I think we can state that Pink clearly isn’t dead. She’s as alive and full of attitude as always. This is probably the song that makes the most sense out of all the songs released in 2006. To quote Pink herself: “Women have fought so long and hard for our rights and equality, and now all our attention is put on being a size 0″.   

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am?”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

The following three (3) clues are the definitions of words that have been jumbled below and turned into anagrams. Your job is to correctly unravel the anagrams and then place them next to their proper definition. Good luck!
1. hanging cloth used as a blind.
2. a strong English ale.
3. destined or inevitable.
Jumbled anagrams:
1. nice rat
2. car unit
3. rub not 

ANSWER: 1. nice rat: Certain, 2. car unit: Curtain, 3. rub not: Burton
Rearranged anagrams now placed next to their correct definition:
1. hanging cloth used as a blind: Curtain
2. a strong English ale: Burton
3. destined or inevitable: Certain 

 
Thursday’s Quizzler is…

Which letter comes next in the following sequence?

S, H, E, R, A, W, E, B, __ 

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