Welcome, to Thursday, February 18th! Here’s today’s story! An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, ‘You’re in charge of sweeping.’ To the Scotsman he says, ‘You’re in charge of shoveling.’ And to the Chinese guy, ‘You’re in charge of supplies.’ He then says, ‘Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.’ So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, ‘Why didn’t you sweep any of it?’ The Italian replies, ‘I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.’ Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, ‘And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.’ The Scotsman replies, ‘Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th’ Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin’ him either.’  The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy …Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells… ‘SUPPLIES!!’  

That’s my story, but I’m sticking to it! Have a great day, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  

“The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show at Madison Square Garden is tonight. One of the big events is the ‘Going Nuts When the Doorbell Rings’ competition. Tomorrow night is
‘Barking at a Dog on TV.'” -David Letterman
 
“There’s a 73-year-old man in Florida who has been charged with robbing the same bank three times. In his defense, he actually only robbed the bank once, he just went back twice to use the bathroom.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. Skiing, snowboarding, ice-skating, these are not sports. They’re vacation activities. I feel like I’m watching someone’s
home movies.” -Jimmy Kimmel

The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a mother must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment’s anxiety, and was never a child.   
 

Joke of the Day*

At the supermarket, I noticed a woman with four boys and a baby. Her patience was wearing thin as the boys called out, “Mommy! Mommy!” while she tried to shop.  Finally, she blurted out, “I don’t want to hear the word mommy for at least ten minutes!”  The boys fell silent for a few seconds. Then one tugged on his mother’s dress and said softly, “Excuse me, miss.”  
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘I think you’re underestimating the value of this deskset. I mean, who would want a football, or a car, when they could have a deskset as wonderful as this one? If I were going to buy a deskset twice, I would probably buy this one… both times!’
 
Answer: Dead Poets Society. This part is when Todd (Ethan Hawke) has just gotten a deskset from his parents for his birthday… the same one they gave him last year. Neil (Robert Sean Leonard) tries to cheer him up, and they end up throwing the deskset over a bridge. Then Neil says,’I wouldn’t worry about it too much… you’ll get another one next year.’  

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘Geeze Louise, Yogurt. You’d think we were going to diffuse a bomb or something.’ Then, after a sigh from Yogurt: ‘That was a joke, Yogurt. Lighten up.’

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Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I can see us in the country side sitting in the grass laying side by side You can be my baby Gonna make you my lady Girl you amaze me Ain’t gotta do nothin crazy. 

ANSWER: My Love. The former N’sync member, Justin Timberlake, has rocked the world with his new style.   

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Forgive, sounds good Forget, I’m not sure I could They say time heals everything But I’m still waiting”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

What phrase is represented below?
What is 2 + 2?
Oak says “4”
Beech says “4”
Fir says “5”
o
o
W
f
o
o
W   

ANSWER: Barking up the wrong tree 

  
Thursday’s Quizzler is…

Complete the word square by inserting the 9 letters into the grid, to create the same words reading down & across.

D E E L L L O O O

E A C H
A _ _ _
C _ _ _
H _ _ _ 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND SWEETJAZZ5!  GREAT JOB SOLVING THE QUIZZLER LADIES! 

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