Welcome, to Friday, February 19th!  Signs You’re Really Broke……..
1. American Express calls & says: “Leave home without it!”

2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

3. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe.

5. Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.

6. Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.

7. You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

8. You receive care packages.

9. Your bologna has no first name.

10 You rob Peter…and then rob Paul.

11. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

12. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

13. You give blood everyday – for the orange juice.

14. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

15. Consumer Credit Counseling services said, “No.”

16. The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.  

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it! Have a great snow/sun filled weekend, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  

“My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.” – Henny Youngman

“I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.” – Babe Ruth

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” – Albert Einstein 

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.   

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!  

Joke of the Day*

A flight instructor was sent out to help a trainee who had radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small enough to present a real challenge to his professional reputation.  With determination, full flaps and engine just above the stall, he maneuvered into the field. Climbing out, he shouted angrily to the trainee, “Just how did you manage to get into such a small field?” “I landed in the big field over there,” the trainee pointed, “but in order to leave room for you, I had the farmer tow me here.”
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘Geeze Louise, Yogurt. You’d think we were going to diffuse a bomb or something.’ Then, after a sigh from Yogurt: ‘That was a joke, Yogurt. Lighten up.’ 
 
Answer: Toy Soldiers. Billy (Sean Astin) says this to Derek, aka Yogurt, when they sneak into the headmaster’s office in an attempt to switch the receiving chip in the detonator with that of the remote control airplane.  

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘Bees! Bees everywhere! Oh my God, they’re here! They’re ripping my flesh off!… Run! Save yourselves! Your firearms are useless against them!’

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  Forgive, sounds good Forget, I’m not sure I could They say time heals everything But I’m still waiting” 

ANSWER: Not Ready To Make Nice. I can stand for that I don’t really like country. But this is not country (in spite of what people say)! The Dixie Chicks are just great. All the songs that were options to this question are amazing. But if you’re going to check out a video by them, you got to see the video for “Top Of The World”.  

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “”Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen Oh, we’re still so young, desperate for attention I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

Complete the word square by inserting the 9 letters into the grid, to create the same words reading down & across.
D E E L L L O O O
E A C H
A _ _ _
C _ _ _
H _ _ _   

ANSWER: E A C H, A L O E, C O O L, H E L D, Each, Aloe, Cool, Held

Friday’s Quizzler is… 

I am periodically the number 79. Long ago some attempted to make me from 29, but learned it couldn’t be done. If you add me to 80 I appear to be 47 temporarily.
What am I? 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS    GREAT JOB BANKS! 

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