Welcome, to Friday, March 5th! You Might Be A Physics Major… if you have no life – and you can PROVE it mathematically.

if you know vector calculus but you can’t remember how to do long division.

if you chuckle whenever anyone says “centrifugal force.”

if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.

if you frequently whistle the theme song to “MacGyver.”

if you think in “math.”

if you have a pet named after a scientist.

if you can translate English into Binary.

if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be any-
where in the universe.  Hey I’m just saying. Have a great weekend, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
   
Quotes of the Day  

“Kate Gosselin will be on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ She’s planning to win by nagging the other contestants until they leave.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Lady Gaga has announced that she is celibate. That’s what happens when you dress like the furniture in Liberace’s house.” – Craig Ferguson

“Last week in Texas, it took four police officers 30 minutes to catch a goat running around in a Taco Bell parking lot. A spokesman for Taco Bell apologized, and said, ‘Usually, our ingredients don’t get up and walk around like that’.” – Jimmy Fallon   

Joke of the Day*

We were helping customers when the store optometrist walked by and flirted with a co-worker. Of course, we all had to stop what we were doing to tease her. But she quickly dismissed the notion of a budding romance.  “Can you imagine making out with an optometrist?” she asked.  “It would always be, ‘Better like this…or like this?'” ______________________________________________________________________________________
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘You’re a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book! You’re a vampire, Michael. You wait till Mom finds out, buddy!’   

Answer: Lost Boys. This is the part where Sam (Corey Haim) notices that his brother Michael’s (Jason Patric) reflection in the mirror is glowing.   

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘Melted chocolate in the dash, that really ups the resale value.’ ‘I think we’re gonna be ok here. They’re covered in a thin candy shell.’ ‘Your brain has a thick candy shell.’ ‘Your brain’s the one with the shell on it…’ ‘Are you talking?’ ‘Shut up, Richard!’  

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA DIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! GREAT TRIVIA SOLVING KIM! ____________________________________________________________________________  

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Hurt me I still can’t believe you hurt me Just when I thought it was safe to come in You let me want you, and need you, and then you left me, like a
child in the rain Now I’m mending myself of the pain Oh, you hurt me…”   

ANSWER: The lyrics in the question come from Leann Rimes’s “Hurt Me.”  

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “What hurts the most Was being so close And having so much to say
And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been; And not seeing that loving you Is what I was tryin’ to do…”
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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  

Your task is to discover the name of the country hidden in each of the following clues.
I have provided you with some of the letters from the word, as well as a synonym.
You have to rearrange the letters of each synonym and the given letters in order to find the name of the following countries.
Example:
KA + mineral deposit = K – ORE – A
1. MAI + rule = ?
2. SEN + got married = ?
3. ALIA + forbid = ?
4. BEI + race = ?
5. BEE + girl’s name = ?   

ANSWER:  1. MA – LAW – I, 2. S – WED – EN, 3. AL – BAN – IA
4. B – RUN – EI, 5. BE – LIZ – E      

Friday’s Quizzler is…

Find the names of five pieces of jewelry by adding one of the given letters to each word and rearranging the letters. Each letter used will be used only once. There are extra letters in the list to make it a little harder.

A B C I K M N P S U

1. Arch + ? =
2. Chore + ? =
3. Bagel + ? =
4. Come + ? =
5. Thaw + ? = 

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