Welcome, to Thursday, March 11th! Here’s the story, it’s already 55 degrees outside, the birds are chirping, the high for today is supposed to be 60 degrees! I do believe that springtime is here! Yesterday on facebook people are already talking about their flowers blooming, the sun is totally shining and young people are out there falling in love, at least one person that I know of! I do believe that Spring is in the air! Time to put my golf clubs in the car so I can do a driving range drive by!  Hey I’m just saying. Have a wonderful day people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
   
Quotes of the Day 

He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. 
 
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. 

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn’t say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. 

A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, “Are you comfortable?” The man answers, “I make a nice living.” 

A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, “Who Should we notify in case of an accident?” He mulls it over and then writes, “Anybody in sight!”.
 
I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I’d rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.   
   
Joke of the Day* 
 
Irving goes into a restaurant and orders potato latkes. When they come, he complains that they do not look good and he changes his order to blintzes. After he eats the blintzes, he stands up and starts to leave the restaurant.  “Wait a second,” the manager shouts after him. “You have not paid for your blintzes.”  “What are you talking about?” Irving says. “Those blintzes were an even exchange. I gave you the potato latkes for them.”  “Yes,” says the manager, “but you did not pay for the latkes either.”  “Why should I pay for them?” asks Irving. “I didn’t eat them.” 
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “I’m Robin Hood. I steal from the rich and give to the needy.” “You mean the poor.” “No, I mean the needy. Cuz brother we NEED this car.”
 
Answer: Gone in Sixty Seconds. This movie starred many great actors, including Nicolas Cage, Will Patton, Giovanni Ribisi, Angelina Jolie and Scott Caan. I loved this movie. This was said between two of the “boosters” as they were stealing one of the cars on the list.    
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “My brother likes you. He usually doesn’t like anybody.” 
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Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city to see a marching band…” 

ANSWER: “Welcome To The Black Parade” – My Chemical Romance. “Welcome To The Black Parade,” recorded by My Chemical Romance, premiered on September 11, 2006 on iTunes. It became My Chemical Romance’s first UK and US number one song as it topped the charts. This song is visually represented by its music video and tells “The Patient’s Story.” 
 
Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” To look into your eyes and see you looking back…”
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  
Each of the following song titles starts with the letter P. Can you decode them? Each of the songs is in the form of an anagram.
1. Zeal Parry
2. A Genome Moor Usurps
3. Are Pry
4. A Regenerate Plops
     
ANSWER: 1. “Paralyzer” by Finger Eleven, 2. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard
3. “Prayer” by Disturbed, 4. “People Are Strange” The Doors 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is…

These seemingly “nonsense” words have pairs of opposites in them. For example:
lshoorntg would be “Long /Short” (LshOorNtG). If you’ve noticed, the letters in the words are always in the same order. Get the idea? Great! Now try these!

1) Wfateirer
2) Grsokuynd
3) Rpoiocrh
4) Frbeoiezle
5) Ppenecinl
6) Wmaomnan
7) Ldaigrhkt
8) Ounvderer
9) Cdilreatny
10) Riwrgohngt 

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