Welcome, to Friday, March 12th! This week I’m dining on my secret stash of girlscout cookies (15 boxes), which I find irresistable! My moto is you just can’t eat one, so why not eat the whole box. Now of course I do read and count the calories, but only when I’ve finished the box! But I will get a chance to play basketball tonight and run off those extra calories! I’m a member of the Air Tank basketball league. That means every 20 minutes you get a shot of air from the oxygen tank! Hey I’m just saying. Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
   
Quotes of the Day 

“Nature’s Variety is recalling chicken-flavored pet food because it may contain salmonella. In the meantime, dogs will have to settle for their other favorite food: anything.”  – Jimmy Fallon

“On ‘The Early Show’ tomorrow morning, Harry Smith will receive the first live TV colonoscopy. CBS is very excited; they’re already planning the spinoff show, ‘How I Met Your Rectum’.” – Craig Ferguson

“It’s been a rough year for Toyota. They’ve launched a big PR campaign to assure customers that their cars are OK to drive, which is an important quality in a car.” – Jimmy Kimmel 

“Here in New York, 31 life-sized statues will be placed on rooftops as part of a public art installation. That’s good to know, just so I don’t spend 30 minutes yelling ‘Don’t do it!’ at a chunk of iron.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“The Miami Herald is reporting that the city of Miami will host the next season of ‘Jersey Shore’ on MTV. If there’s one thing the city of Miami has been lacking, it’s halfnaked idiots with spray tans.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“Here in New York City, Mayor Bloomberg is always thinking and he’s come up with a plan to save gas, by having people share a cab. Personally, I don’t even like sharing a cab with the driver.” -David Letterman     
   
Joke of the Day* 
There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there’s me. One day I couldn’t stand it any longer. “Why don’t you ever bring me flowers?” I asked. “What’s the point?” my husband said. “They die after about a week.” “So could you,” I shot back, “but I still like having you around.”
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “My brother likes you. He usually doesn’t like anybody.” 

Answer: Fast and the Furious. Mia says this to Brian about Dom when they first meet. 
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “OBJECTION! This court is after the truth. Not the opinion of the defendant’s father.” “You want my opinion? My son is a moron.” “I withdraw my objection, please proceed.” ____________________________________________________________________________
 
Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” To look into your eyes and see you looking back…”

ANSWER: “Hurt” Christina Aguilera. This is sung by Christina on her album “Back to Basics”. 

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “…in the closet that’s my stuff, yeah if I bought it then please don’t touch…”
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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  
These seemingly “nonsense” words have pairs of opposites in them. For example:
lshoorntg would be “Long /Short” (LshOorNtG). If you’ve noticed, the letters in the words are always in the same order. Get the idea? Great! Now try these!
1) Wfateirer
2) Grsokuynd
3) Rpoiocrh
4) Frbeoiezle
5) Ppenecinl
6) Wmaomnan
7) Ldaigrhkt
8) Ounvderer
9) Cdilreatny
10) Riwrgohngt
      
ANSWER:  1) Water/Fire: WfATEireR, 2) Ground/Sky: GRsOkUyND, 3) Rich/Poor: RpoIoCrH
4) Freeze/Boil: FRbEoiEZlE, 5) Pen/Pencil: PpENeCInL, 6) Woman/Man: WmaOMnAN
7) Light/Dark: LdaIGrHkT, 8) Over/Under: OunVdERer, 9) Clean/Dirty: CdiLrEAtNy
10) Right/Wrong: RIwrGoHngT
 
Friday’s Quizzler is…
Each statement describes two words that when fused together create a new unrelated word (not a compound word). The clues do not necessarily indicate in which order the two words are attached. Example: This is the oldness of a tablet (pill + age = pillage).

1) This is a child of the ocean.
2) This is when an insect runs away to get married.
3) This is the monotone melody of a writing instrument.
4) This is the charge for setting a fractured bone. 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB LADIES!   

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