Welcome, to Friday, March 19th!  Get Your Computer Screen Cleaned! I don’t know if you are aware of this, but the inside of your computer screen can get awfully dirty. Click the link to get your screen clean! 
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Hey I’m just saying. Have a wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
   
Quotes of the Day 

“Toyota has found significant inconsistencies in the story of the runaway Prius. That’s really something, when a car dealer accuses you of lying.” – Jay Leno

“Mike Tyson is going to star in a new show on Animal Planet about the sport of pigeon racing. So at least we’ve finally answered the question, ‘What planet is Mike Tyson on?'”
– Jimmy Fallon

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.” – Groucho Marx  
     
Joke of the Day* 

The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

10) Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

9) His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”

8) Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

7) Does an extensive search for cavities…dental and body.

6) He…ummm..licks his tools clean.

5) Gets pissed when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.

4) When you come to from being under the gas, he’s quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.

3) Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

2) Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

1) Insists that a Novocaine shot is something that he’ll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.  

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “You know what I’m going to get you for Christmas next year? A big wooden cross…so that when you’re feeling unappreciated for all you’ve done, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it!”

Answer: The Ref! Another Kevin Spacey quote. This time he was talking to his mother as everyone was arguing and she kept bragging about how she gave them the house and helped them do so much.  

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “When I was your age they used to say you could become cops or criminals. What I’m saying to you is this…when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?”

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “You don’t know my name, you don’t know anything about me…”

ANSWER: “Outside Looking In” Jordan Pruitt “Outside Looking In” by Jordan Pruitt is featured in the Disney Channel Original movie, “Read it and Weep”.      

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.””…I can feel it in the air, as I’m doing my hair…” 

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  
Which one of the following does not belong with the others?
Binoculars, eyeglasses, goggles, handlebars, jeans, pliers, scissors, shoes, tweezers  
ANSWER: The word “shoes” is the only “pair” that actually has 2 separate pieces.    

Friday’s Quizzler is…
What is this well known phrase?

NN
OO
II
SS
AA
CC
CC
OO
EE
HH
TT 

TODAY’S QUIZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS!  

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