Welcome, to Tuesday, March 23rd! Warm weather means travel time people, here are some defintions of Travel Agent Terms to help you plan your travel.

Old world charm ……… Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.
Tropical …………………… Rainy.
Majestic setting ……. A long way from town, at end of dirt road.
Options galore …………. Nothing is included in the price.
Secluded hideaway …….Directions to locate unclear.
Some budget rooms …..Sorry, already occupied.
Explore on your own …..At your own expense.
Minutes From ???………..By Plane
Romantic …………………. No Phone in room
Knowledgeable trip hosts … They’ve flown in an airplane before.
No extra fees ………….. No extras available.
Bird Watchers Paradise…… Your car’s paint will never be the same
Nominal fee …………….. Outrageous charge.
Standard ………………… Sub-standard.
Deluxe …………………… Barely Standard.
Superior accommodations… One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.
All the amenities ……… Two chocolates, two shower caps.
Just Like Home…………. No Maid service.
Plush …………….. Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.
Gentle breezes ……….. In hurricane alley.
Light and airy ………….. No air conditioning.
Picturesque ……………. Theme park nearby.
24-hour bar …..Ice cubes at additional cost (when available).

Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
 
   
Quotes of the Day 

“Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.” –Frank Leahy 
 
“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.” –Oscar Levant 
 
“It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.” –Margaret Bonnano 

      
Joke of the Day*  

 On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and I were standing just inside St. Peter’s Basilica, the second largest church in the world. The tour guide explained, “This church is so large that no man on earth could hit a baseball from one end to the other, not Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth, or even Mark McGuire.”  My group stared in silence at the beautiful marble sculptures, intricate paintings, and glorious mosaics all around the enormous building. Then one girl interrupted the silence with an astonished question: “You mean, they actually let them hit baseballs in here?”     

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!”  

Answer:  Wedding Crashers Jeremy Grey (played by Vince Vaughn) says this to John Beckwith (played by Owen Wilson). The two play best friends who crash weddings for free food and one-night stands with women. The movie also stars Rachel McAdams and Christopher Walkens. 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “You have the most beautiful toes and I’m not even a foot guy.”   

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “…You can see she’s a beautiful girl, she’s a beautiful girl…”

ANSWER: “Suddenly I See” KT Tunstall KT’s first single was “Black Horse and The Cherry Tree”, which was a song performed by Katharine McPhee on “American Idol”.        

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “…Hydraulics make our heads go nod…” 

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  
Can you identify what phrase is represented here?
nasmetofolopve   

ANSWER: na S me T of O lo P ve
Stop, in the name of love!  

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…
See if you can figure out these words using the clues listed below. Each word ends with “BOARD”. Please note that numbers 4 and 5 are two separate words. Have fun!

1) Used with telephones
2) A place to advertise
3) Right-side of ship
4) Found around water
5) Old-time cars had two
6) Computers need them
7) College professor’s headgear
8) Used in the Old West 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO!    

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