Welcome, to Wednesday May 5th. Bizarre May Holidays: Part 1…….

May 1 is Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day

May 2 is Fire Day

May 3 is Lumpy Rug Day

May 4 is National Candied Orange Peel Day

May 5 is National Hoagie Day

May 6 is Beverage Day

May 7 is International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day

May 8 is No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day

May 9 is Lost Sock Memorial Day

May 10 is Clean Up Your Room Day

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great day people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“Freddy Krueger doesn’t scare me that much. He’s a dude with gloves and a hat. He’s basically Mr. Peanut in a
bad mood.” – Craig Ferguson

“Georgia passed a new measure that requires adults in pickup trucks to wear a seatbelt. Not only that, they
also have to use a cup holder for their beer.” – Jimmy Fallon

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
– Noel Coward 

“The New York Yankees visited the White House this week. It was a beautiful day. President Obama charged everyone $25 for a hot dog and a warm beer.” -David Letterman
 
“Apparently some of the lawyers that wrote the Arizona immigration law are tied to Belgian extremists. I didn’t
know that Belgians could be extreme about anything — except maybe waffles.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“This week is Teacher Appreciation Week. Teacher Appreciation Week began in 1985 when state and federal governments decided that giving teachers a holiday was cheaper than paying them more.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to make you laugh..  

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be five years from now?” “Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.”  

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you’re a homeschooled jungle freak, that’s a less hot version of me!” 

Answer:  Mean Girls. These words were said by Regina to Cady, near the end of the film, just before the former was hit by a bus. The plot of the 2004 film, “Mean Girls”, revolved around teenager Cady Heron’s (played by Lindsay Lohan) introduction to the world of high school. After previously living in Africa, where she was home schooled, Cady experienced quite a culture shock on her first day of high school. However Cady soon acclimatised and, despite getting along with outcasts, Janis and Damien, (played by Lizzy Caplan and Daniel Franzese), the lure of the most popular clique in school, the “Plastics”, soon grew to be too much. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I thought I was headed to a place that would turn out tomorrow’s leaders, not their wives!”

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I mean she even cooks me pancakes, an Alka-Seltzer when my tummy aches, if that ain’t love then I don’t know what love is”

ANSWER: Cupid’s Chokehold! “Cupid’s Chokehold” debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at number 87 in January, 2007. It peaked at number four on March 31st and held that position for one week. It spent a total of 24 weeks on the chart with 11 of those in the top ten. The song also reached the top ten throughout Europe including Bulgaria, Ireland, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, the Netherlands and Finland. The song samples the music from Supertramp’s 1979 song “Breakfast In America”.       

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “You know how long I’ve been on ya, since Prince was on Apollonia, since O.J. had Isotoners”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..   

Beginning with “de”, add letters from the given pool to create a seven-letter word which means “to withhold something”. Do not rearrange the letters as you go.  Pool: E R V P I
1) DE
2) _ _ _
3) _ _ _ _
4) _ _ _ _ _
5) _ _ _ _ _ _
6) _ _ _ _ _ _ _

The hint gives definitions/clues for each additional word.  

ANSWER:  1) DE
2) DIE
3) DIVE
4) DRIVE
5) DERIVE
6) DEPRIVE 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…   

Each of the following song titles starts with the letter N. Can you decode them? Each of the songs is in the form of an anagram.

1. Eye Union Look

2. Avenue Penguin Groovy

3. Average Inn

4. Brown En  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO!  GREAT SOLVING JOB CARRIE!     

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