Welcome, to Wednesday May 19th. Here’s the story, yesterday I was in Washington, DC until 5pm, left DC, headed to Baltimore, hit Philadelphia and finally ended up in New York City! How much was the bus trip? $20 bucks!  Seriously if you are ever in the area and want to go from city of the cheap, check out http://www.2000coach.com/dcnewyork.html. You will be amazed! Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

q u o t e s  o f  t h e . d a y 

“President Obama said he’s angry and frustrated with the oil spill in the Gulf and the oil companies behind it. He said he’s tired of all the finger-pointing — then he blamed the Bush administration for everything.” – Jay Leno

“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”
– Franklin P. Jones

“At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.” – Emo Phillips 

“The new Coors Light case of beer has a window in it, and when it turns blue, that means you know your beer is cold. That’s way more convenient than the old way: touching the cans.” -Jay Leno
 
“The top prize at the Cannes Film Festival is the ‘Palme d’Or.’ It sounds fancy but it translates to ‘straight to DVD.'” -Craig Ferguson
 
“A new study found that wine stored in boxes loses its flavor after six months. Although if your thing is boxed wine, I doubt you’re the kind of guy who keeps it for more than six months.” -Jimmy Fallon 
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes   

Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said
not to leave it in the car unattended, I brought it with me into the store. While there, the GPS came alive, and a voice
stated, “Lost satellite contact.”  I wasn’t embarrassed until a woman turned to me and said, “Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you.”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Well, Mr. Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience.”  

Answer: Peggy Sue Got Married. These words were said by Peggy Sue to her algebra teacher, Mr. Snelgrove, after she failed to complete her algebra test. The plot of the 1986 film, “Peggy Sue Got Married”, revolved around Peggy Sue Bodell, (played by Kathleen Turner), a woman who found herself propelled into the past, and forced to re-live part of her senior year in high school.  

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It’s not funny.”

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “The rain is falling on my window pane but we are hiding in a safer place under covers staying safe and warm you give me feelings that I adore”? 

ANSWER: “Bubbly” – Colbie Caillat. This song is ridiculously popular. Colbie was born May 28, 1985.        

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I loved you with a fire red, now it’s turnin’ blue and you say sorry, you’re not the angel Heaven let me think was you”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

Six words have had their weapons removed. The weapons have been placed into Group A. The remaining letters of each word have been placed into Group B. Your task is to reconstitute the words by merging each weapon with the proper set of letters. Other than merging the two groups together, there is no rearranging of the letters. Example: sand + pne = spanned (SpANneD).
Group A: bomb, gun, mace, rifle, saber, spear
Group B: ainale, ltto, niur, tiliz, toiat, urntual

ANSWER: bomb + ainale = abominable (aBOMinaBle)
gun + ltto = glutton (GlUttoN)
mace + niur = manicure (MAniCurE)
rifle + toiat = trifoliate (tRIFoLiatE)
saber + tiliz = stabilizer (StABilizER)
spear + urntual = supernatural (SuPErnAtuRal)       

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

Find 17 creatures in this paragraph.

Kneel in the kayak grasping the boat, but don’t wrench the bullion or scowl at the chart. Behind the taped and sealed planter is a benevolent collier. The foxglove is in the bath.  

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