Welcome, to Wednesday May 26th. Today the Eucman brings the Older Than Dirt Quiz!

Count all the ones that you remember – not the ones you were told about! Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum

2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water

3. Candy cigarettes

4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles

5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes

6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers

7. Party lines

8. Newsreels before the movie

9. P.F. Flyers

10. Butch wax

11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)

12. Peashooters

13. Howdy Dowdy

14. 45 RPM records

15. S&H Green Stamps

16. Hi-fi’s

17. Metal ice trays with lever

18. Mimeograph paper

19. Blue flashbulb

20. Packards

21. Roller skate keys

22. Cork popguns

23. Drive-ins

24. Studebakers

25. Wash tub wringers
 
If you remembered 0-5 = You’re still young

If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older

If you remembered 11-15 = Don’t tell your age

If you remembered 16-25 = You’re older than dirt! Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Wednesday people, 
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 
“A 10-foot alligator found its way into a mall in Orlando. Police are calling it a close call, while Panda Express is calling it ‘Combo Meal No. 4’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The new ‘Shrek’ movie opens today. DreamWorks is saying that this will be the last ‘Shrek’ movie — unless it makes money.” – Craig Ferguson

“BP is saying that the oil leak is bigger than they estimated. In a related story, the executives at BP
are far bigger idiots than we estimated.” – Jay Leno 

“A new study found that fish are scared of their own reflections. I guess that’s why my goldfish can never tell that his bow tie is crooked.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“To all of the out-of-towners, some good news. From now on, every Memorial Day is clothing-optional in the subway.” -David Letterman
 
“The new ‘Shrek’ movie opens today. DreamWorks is saying that this will be the last ‘Shrek’ movie — unless it makes money.” -Craig Ferguson  
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The district attorney was cross-examining the murderess on the witness stand. “And so after you had poisoned the coffee and your husband sat at the breakfast table partaking of the fatal dosage, didn’t you feel any qualms? Didn’t you feel the slightest pity for him knowing that he was about to die and was wholly unconscious of it?” “Yes,” she answered. “Come to thik of it…there was just a moment when I sort of felt sorry for him.” “And, when was that?” “When he asked for the second cup.”  
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.”  

Answer: Confessions of a Shopaholic.  This quote was said by Rebecca Bloomwood during the film, as she reminisced on her shopping days, and the exciting thrill of each individual purchase. The plot of the 2009 film, “Confessions of a Shopaholic”, revolved around the shopping addiction of Rebecca Bloomwood, (played by Isla Fisher). As an aspiring fashion journalist, Rebecca did everything she could to land her dream job, even going so far as to bluff her way into a position on a finance magazine. For Rebecca’s dream job involved working for a fashion magazine named “Alette”, which was located in the same building as finance magazine, “Successful Savings”. However during the course of the film, the extent of Rebecca’s debts were revealed, and she was forced to join Shopaholics Anonymous by her best friend. Meanwhile she did everything in her power to avoid dreaded debt collector, Derek Smeath, while simultaneously hiding her money worries from her boss, Luke Brandon (Hugh Dancy), who she was falling for.     

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “You do not alter a Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera.” 

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I just came here to party, but now we’re rockin’ on the dance floor actin’ naughty.”   

ANSWER:”Don’t Stop The Music”- Rihanna. This song is from Rihanna’s album “Good Girl Gone Bad” which came out on June 5, 2007. “Don’t Stop The Music” was the third single to come off the CD.           

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m Miss ‘Bad Media Karma’. Another day, another drama. Guess I can’t see the harm in working and being a mama,”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

What one three-letter word can be inserted in all three blanks below to make two words in each row?

LIS___TACLE
HAS___DON
OF___DER  

ANSWER:TEN:
LISTEN TENTACLE
HASTEN TENDON
OFTEN TENDER 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

What phrase is represented below?

Measles Medical Research

Teardrop Tablets = Measles 30% cured
Boredom Shot = Measles 50% cured
Ha-Ha Syrup = Measles 100% cured  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO THE INCREDIBLE MS. CARRIE PALOMBO AND SWEETJAZZ5!  WAY2GO LADIES! 

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