Welcome, to Thursday May 27th.  Words To Ponder for today……… 
Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more idiot than you counted on.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully.

Lord, if I can’t be skinny, let all my friends be fat.

My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.

Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!

“Genuine Antique Person,” Been there, done that, can’t remember!

Our policy is to always blame the computer.

Take my advice, I’m not using it!

I love to give homemade gifts… umm, which one of the kids would you like?

By the time you find greener pastures, you can’t climb the fence!

I quit jogging for health reasons. My thighs rubbed together so much it caught my underwear on fire!
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “You do not alter a Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera.”  

Answer: Bride Wars! These words were said by Liv to her fiance, Daniel, when the former tried on her wedding dress at home, only to discover that she had put on too much weight to fasten it properly.  The plot of the 2009 film, “Bride Wars” revolved around best friends, Liv and Emma, (played by Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway). Despite having been the best of friends since childhood, as well as sharing the same wedding dream of getting married at the Plaza in June, their friendship was tested when they both got engaged at the same time. For unfortunately for the two women, it was revealed that there was only one spot available at the Plaza in June. As neither woman was willing to compromise, they declared all out war on each other, with each woman attempting to sabotage the other’s wedding.     

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “I don’t think you’re supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.”

_____________________________________________________________________________________Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I’m Miss ‘Bad Media Karma’. Another day, another drama. Guess I can’t see the harm in working and being a mama,”  

ANSWER: “Piece Of Me”- Britney Spears. Britney Spears was born on December 2, 1981. “Piece Of Me” is off “Blackout” which is her first album release since 2003.         

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose, where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile.”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

What phrase is represented below?
Measles Medical Research
Teardrop Tablets = Measles 30% cured
Boredom Shot = Measles 50% cured
Ha-Ha Syrup = Measles 100% cured 

Answer: Laughter is the best medicine 

Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

Each of the following song titles starts with the letter D. Can you decode them? Each of the songs is in the form of an anagram.

1. A Modern

2. Decade Pruner

3. Cancan Deed

4. A Bravely Remedied

5. A Descended Dirtied Trophy  

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