Welcome, to Monday June 14th.  How about a look at Missouri’s Crazy Laws?

Buckner

• In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Excelsior Springs

• Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
• Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.

Kansas City

• Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
• Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.

Marceline

• Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Marquette

• It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

Mole

• Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez

• It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Purdy

• Dancing is strictly prohibited.

St. Louis

• It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.
• A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City

• Four women may not rent an apartment together. 

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great day people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“They say that when you have a baby, you lose 700 hours of sleep in the first year, but it’s worth it when they’re old enough to do the yard work.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“The World Cup is starting soon. You know that excitement you feel when Flag Day is coming up? I kind of feel that right now.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“A new report found that 20 percent of people over 45 had to dip into their retirement savings last year. And the other 80 percent said, ‘retirement savings?'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While I was dining out with my children, a friend of my neighbor, who recognized us, came over to our table, and we started talking. He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we homeschooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole breadwinner for our family. I said, “No, I also work… but out of our home.” Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital our son was born in. “He was born at home,” I answered.  The man looked at me and said, “You don’t get out much, do you?” 
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Yeah, you seem like a great catcher…of doughnuts, in your mouth.’  

Answer: The Benchwarmers! “The Benchwarmers” is about three older guys, as they call them in the movie, who form a baseball team to represent the kids who sit out every game and never get to play. Only one of them is good; the other two just kinda stand there. The character Richie (not the good one) says this quote while stepping up to the plate. The catcher is heavy-set and Richie isn’t shy about pointing it out. I’m sure he says it just to distract the catcher and to make him lose his focus.    

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  ‘We fear change.’

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Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “But my breath fogged up the glass, and so I drew a new face and I laughed”

ANSWER: I’m Yours!  “I’m Yours” was originally recorded as a demo in 2005 to help stir interest in Jason Mraz’s second studio album “Mr A-Z”. The song soon became a crowd favorite at his concerts which propelled it to become the first release from his third album, “We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things.” The song debuted on the Hot 100 in April of 2008 and took five months to peak at number six on September 20th. The song spent more than half the year in the Top 20 in the United States and reached number one in New Zealand, Norway, Portugal and Sweden and the top ten in nine more countries. The record also earned Mraz a Grammy nomination for “Song of the Year” and “Best Male Pop Vocal Performance”.   

Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Pirate skulls and bones, sticks and stones and weed and bombs”
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Friday’s Quizzler is..  

What expression is hidden here?
time+time you dough manipulation take take pets take take step step 

Answer: Sometimes you need to take one step backwards to take two steps forwards

Sometimes: time+time = sum times or ‘sometimes’
you
need: dough manipulation = knead or ‘need’
to take: take take = two take or ‘to take’
one step backwards: pets = step written backwards once
to take: as above
two steps forwards: step step = step written forwards twice   

Monday’s Quizzler is…  

Whenever a phrase or sentence becomes part of the common language, there is a strong possibility that it will be quoted inaccurately.

Over the course of time, a letter gets shifted or a word is changed and forevermore the quotation becomes a cliche that nobody ever gets quite right.

Try to complete each proverbial cliche:

1.) “Play it, ______ .” – Humphrey Bogart, as Rick in ‘Casablanca’.

2.) “Give him an inch, he’ll take ______ .” – John Ray

3.) “Pride goeth before _______ .” – Proverbs  

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