Welcome,to Wednesday June 16th. You know you work for the government when…

* The process becomes more important than the product

* You don’t see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about

* You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there

* You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.

* You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that
the project does not have enough money.

* You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym.

* You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms.

* You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its importance.

(1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor

(2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention

* You’ve sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards. Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful hump day people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y  
“It’s a great day for the world, as the World Cup begins. On behalf of all Americans, I’d like to say, ‘Eh’.”
– Craig Ferguson

“Vice President Joe Biden is actually in South Africa for the World Cup. Biden’s looking forward to all the matches — or as he calls them, ‘foosball re-enactments’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The first big match of the World Cup is the U.S. vs. Britain. The loser has to clean up the Gulf.”
– Jay Leno 

What’s On the Web? 

The Love Calculator

“We all know that a name can tell a lot about a person. Names are not randomly chosen: they all have a meaning.  Doctor Love knew this so he made another great invention just for the lonely you!”

Visit: http://www.lovecalculator.com/
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘You’re just a woman with a small brain.’  

Answer: Anchorman!  “Anchorman” is about famous local news anchor, Ron Burgandy. Things are going great for him until he meets his new coworker, Veronica Corningstone. They fall in love, but things turn for the worse when Veronica takes Ron’s place on the news, one day in his absence. She’s a huge success and they hate each other from then on. Ron says this quote to Veronica during a fight in which they say stupid, meaningless insults to each other, back and forth.  

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  ‘I’m sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.’ 

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Sometimes I hear that song and I’ll start to sing along, and think, ‘Man, I’d love to see that girl again'” 

ANSWER: All Summer Long!  “All Summer Long” debuted at number 80 on the Billboard Hot 100 in July of 2008. Incorporating parts of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Sweet Home Alabama” and Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London”, the song became a huge hit on the American airplay charts where it peaked at number three. However, the decision not to release the song as a digital download hurt its impact on the Hot 100 where the song peaked at number 23 on September 13th. It was the third song released from Kid Rock’s number one album “Rock N Roll Jesus”. Upon its release, “All Summer Long” became Kid Rock’s biggest international single, hitting number one in Australia, Austria, Germany, Ireland, Switzerland and the United Kingdom.  

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “My heart’s crippled by the vein that I keep on closing” 
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

The following quote was made by Pablo Picasso (1881-1973).
Can you decode it?
S=L
“PR PAUKBJ XNZW UA PB, ‘ZE RAL NJB N XASWZBJ, RAL FZSS QBTAPB N HBMBJNS. ZE RAL NJB N PAMV, RAL FZSS QBTAPB UKB DADB.’ ZMXUBNW, Z FNX N DNZMUBJ, NMW QBTNPB DZTNXXA.”   

Answer: “MY MOTHER SAID TO ME, ‘IF YOU ARE A SOLDIER, YOU WILL BECOME A GENERAL. IF YOU ARE A MONK, YOU WILL BECOME THE POPE.’ INSTEAD, I WAS A PAINTER, AND BECAME PICASSO.”

KEY: A=O, B=E, D=P, E=F, F=W, H=G, J=R, K=H, L=U, M=N, N=A, P=M, Q=B, R=Y
S=L, T=C, U=T, V=K, W=D, X=S, Z=I    

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

See if you can figure out the words in this “pyramid” using the hints given below. Each new word contains the same letters as the previous word, plus a new letter.

1) First letter of the English alphabet
2) Present; attending
3) Loves picnics
4) A small biter
5) Pro ballplayers have one
6) An attracting object
7) An article of clothing
8) A heated debate  

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