Welcome, to Thursday June 24nd.  Signs You’re Really Broke……

American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe.

Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.

Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.

You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

You receive care packages from Europe.

Your bologna has no first name.

You rob Peter…and then rob Paul.

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

You give blood everyday – for the orange juice.

McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

Consumer Credit Counseling services said “No.”

The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.  
Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“The state legislature in California is considering a bill that would allow electronic advertisements on license plates. I don’t need anything else to distract me while I’m texting.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“The other day in Indiana, a woman burst into tears while she was robbing a Long John Silver’s and told the cashier, ‘If I weren’t down and out, I wouldn’t be doing this.’ Then the cashier told her, ‘That’s what all our customers say.'”-Conan O’Brien
 
“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. –Jay Leno 
  
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes! 
A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them. After one too many tosses, she dropped the keys, and we watched as they disappeared into the crack between the open doors and the floor. I felt terrible for her. Or I did until she cried, “Oh no!  Not again!”  
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “We live in the trenches out there. We fight. We try not to be killed, but sometimes we are. That’s all.” 

Answer: All Quiet on the Western Front! “All Quiet on the Western Front”(1930) tells the story of Paul Baumer and his friends, 18 year old boys who enlisted in the German army in 1914. This quote was just part of Paul’s narrative about life on the front line.    

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along. You get thirsty. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water – BAM”.

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “It’s the simple things in life, like when and where, We didn’t have no internet, But man I never will forget, The way the moonlight shined upon her hair”   

ANSWER:  “All Summer Long” – Kid Rock! This song came out April of 2008. This is song number three in his album “Rock N Roll Jesus”. That is his ninth album. In this song he is singing about his teenage romance in the summer of 1989. 

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I want you to fly with me Want you to fly, I miss how you lie with me, Miss how you lie, Just wish you could dine with me, Wish you could dine….

TODAY’S CRAZY DEFINTIONS DIVA AWARD GOES MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! GREAT SONG SOLVING SKILLS CARRIE!

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

Find the two six letter words that are combined in each row of letters. Their letters are in the correct order.
1. JSOYOMFUBELR
2. SCDUARWDRLYE
3. DASNAGEFERTY
4. CLULOOTSCEHN
5. USENEARSEYNE  

Answer:  1. Joyful & Somber
2. Scurry & Dawdle
3. Danger & Safety
4. Clutch & Loosen
5. Uneasy & Serene  

Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

In this teaser, I have given you 4 words. Beside each word are a series of letter groupings. Your task is to find the answer to the word on the left by choosing one letter from each of the letter groups to the right of each clue.
Example: Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep
Answer: Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE

Glasses: ads hjp jje loc tpp art chr awl deg shj

Canteen: cfg ahj fgf rte ttu ioe pro ioi ear

Drink: awq ghu dfa fgh fnq

Main road: hcv dif ggh jkh lwl iay try 

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