Welcome, to Wednesday June 23nd.  How about a quick look at the top bumper stickers of the day? 

* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

* He who laughs last thinks slowest.

* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog… Dorothy

* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

* Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

* I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW..

* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
 
Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y

“This is the first time that two women have been on the International Space Station at the same time. That can only mean one thing: zero-gravity pillow fight.” – Craig Ferguson

“The state of New York recently approved the sale of 192-proof alcohol. Or, for an extra dollar, the liquor store clerk can just punch you in the liver.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A death row inmate from Utah was executed by firing squad. The guy had a choice and he chose a firing squad. The other option was watching ‘The Bachelorette’.” – Jay Leno 

“Whenever tourists come to New York City, they always have two questions. First, ‘Where can we get something to eat?’ And second, ‘What is that smell?'” -David Letterman
 
“They say it now costs $250,000 to raise a child to age 18, and that doesn’t count college, which is like $50,000 a year. So kids, if you want to give dad a great Father’s Day gift, run away.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes!
When the famous politician and orator William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925) was a young man, he went to the home of the father of his prospective wife to ask him for her hand in marriage. Bryan was determined to impress the father by quoting from the Bible, and he chose Proverbs 18:22: “He who finds a wife finds a good thing, And obtains favor from the LORD.” Bryan was unnerved when the father replied by quoting Paul: “So then he that giveth her in marriage doeth well; but he that giveth her not in marriage doeth better.” (1 Corinthians 7:38)  Bryan, never at a loss for words, said: “Yes, but Paul had no wife and Solomon had 700. Therefore, I believe Solomon ought to be the better judge as to marriage.”    
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “As it stands, Plan B is to just keep on givin’r”. 

Answer: Fubar!  “Fubar” (2002) was a mockumentary about an amateur filmmaker creating a documentary of two head-banging, beer drinking friends. Dean said this, and then had to explain to Farrel what “givin’r” meant: you just keep working hard. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “We live in the trenches out there. We fight. We try not to be killed, but sometimes we are. That’s all.”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick” 

ANSWER: I Kissed A Girl!  “I Kissed A Girl” had a meteoric life on the Billboard Hot 100. After debuting at number 76, the song reached number one in its seventh week on June 29th, 2008. It reigned supreme most of the summer and wound up in the top ten for 14 weeks and on the Hot 100 for a total of 23 weeks. The catchy tune lit up the charts in Europe where it hit number one all over including Sweden, Italy, Germany, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom, just to name a few. It was the first single from Katy Perry’s album “One For The Boys” and it was certified as a platinum-selling single in the United States, Australia and New Zealand and went gold in the U.K.  

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “It’s the simple things in life,
like when and where, We didn’t have no internet, But man I never will forget, The way the moonlight shined upon her hair”

TODAY’S CRAZY DEFINTIONS DIVA AWARD GOES MS. CARRIE PALOMBO AND MS KIM HILLYARD! GREAT SOLVING SKILLS CARRIE & KIM!

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

Here are a couple of quotes from Rodney Dangerfield. Can you decode them?
The same code is used for both puzzles.
P=X
“S YIXA TDOAZ KN CTFGAB SC FGSIED LABA VTZ ZHBSIE FGA ZAWBADDSYI. GA DTSZ FGA CSBDF DSP KYIFGD LABA VTZ, FGAI GA EYF HDAZ FY KA.”
“KN LSCA TIZ S LABA GTWWN CYB FLAIFN NATBD. FGAI LA KAF.”  

Answer: “I once asked my father if things were bad during the Depression. He said the first six months were bad, then he got used to me.”

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

Key: A=E, B=R, C=F, D=S, E=G, F=T, G=H, H=U, I=N, K=M, L=W, N=Y, O=K, P=X, S=I, T=A, V=B, W=P, X=C, Y=O   

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

Find the two six letter words that are combined in each row of letters. Their letters are in the correct order.

1. JSOYOMFUBELR
2. SCDUARWDRLYE
3. DASNAGEFERTY
4. CLULOOTSCEHN
5. USENEARSEYNE 

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