Welcome, to Tuesday June 22nd. Well somewhere out there in this big old world of ours it’s National Pondering Day and here are the top pondering thoughts of the day!
 
The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a Great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “So that’s it then? That’s the secret grand adventure… You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?”  

Answer: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl! “POTC: The Curse of the Black Pearl”(2003) was about a blacksmith who joined forces with a notorious pirate to save the woman he loved and rescue a ship from a bunch of cursed pirates. Elizabeth said this quote to Jack when they were marooned on the island together. She told him that they could escape the same way he did the last time Barbossa left him on an island, and he had to admit that he had only been there for three days before he was rescued by rum runners. As a follow-up to Elizabeth’s line, Jack said, “Welcome to the Caribbean, Love”.   

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “As it stands, Plan B is to just keep on givin’r”.

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “For some reason I can’t explain, I know St. Peter won’t call my name” 

ANSWER: Viva La Vida! Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida” hit number one in the United States on June 28th, 2008 and spent over 50 weeks on Billboard’s Hot 100 chart. The song also reached number one on several other Billboard charts including the Adult Top 40 and Modern Rock charts. Found on a large number of critics’ lists of the best of the year, “Viva La Vida” was the first number one song by a British artist in America in over ten years, back when the Spice Girls reached the top with “Wannabe”. “Viva La Vida” was successful all across the world reaching the top in the Netherlands and the United Kingdom and hitting the top ten in over a dozen other countries. The song placed at number 13 in Billboard’s ranking of the top hits of 2008.   

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

What is so incredible about the sentence below?

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed, houghed, and hiccoughed.  

Answer:  There are 10 occurrences of the letters ‘ough’ all with a different pronunciation (though I agree it may depend on where you are from).   

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

Here are a couple of quotes from Rodney Dangerfield. Can you decode them?
The same code is used for both puzzles.
P=X

“S YIXA TDOAZ KN CTFGAB SC FGSIED LABA VTZ ZHBSIE FGA ZAWBADDSYI. GA DTSZ FGA CSBDF DSP KYIFGD LABA VTZ, FGAI GA EYF HDAZ FY KA.”

“KN LSCA TIZ S LABA GTWWN CYB FLAIFN NATBD. FGAI LA KAF.” 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! GREAT JOB CARRIE!  

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