Welcome, ‏to Tuesday July 13th. How about some quotes from Albert Einstein?  
“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” 

“The must incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.” 

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.” 

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. 

“Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.” 

“You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.” 

“The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.” 

“When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn’t know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones!” 

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S RELATIVITY.” 

“Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.” 

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
     
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

QUOTES OF THE DAY 
The chef at a family-run restaurant had broken her leg and came into our insurance office to file a disability claim.
As I scanned the claim form, I did a double take. Under “Reason unable to work,” she wrote: “Can’t stand to cook.” 
 
“Mattel is releasing a new “Teacher” Barbie next week. Apparently, it’s just like Malibu Barbie–only she can’t
afford the Corvette.” -Stephanie Miller 
 
“The baby is great. My wife and I have just started potty training. Which I think is important, because when we want
to potty-train the baby we should set a good example.” –Howie Mandel

Guaranteed  to  Roll  Your Eyes   
I was leaving for a two-day conference, and my seven-year-old daughter, Katherine, was becoming overly clinging and teary. I was mystified at her emotional reaction until I heard her say to my husband, “Daddy, I have a loose tooth. If it
falls out while Mommy is gone, do you know how to handle this tooth fairy thing?”  
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.”   

Answer: Napoleon Dynamite! “Napoleon Dynamite” is a 2004 independent film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess and stars Jon Heder as the main character. His character was nerdy to say the least but the movie just grows on you. He was from a slightly oddball family. He played a listless and alienated teenager that decided to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school. The quote comes from when Napoleon’s brother Kip went to learn defense at Rex Kwan Do and the instructor, Rex, said that line to the class on their first day.  

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “What do they call you? ‘Wheels?’ This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “She got her own thing That’s why I love her. 

ANSWER: “Miss Independent” – Neyo. This song comes from Neyo’s album “Year of the Gentleman”. The song was released on August 11, 2008.  

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Never mind what haters say, ignore them ’til they fade away. Amazing they ungrateful after all the game I gave away. Safe to say I paved the way, for you cats to get paid today. You still be wasting days away now had I never saved the day. 

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

You need to unscramble the words below. Beside each scrambled word is a definition or description of the word. Each unscrambled word helps define or describe the answer.
1) eyrwejl – rings, necklaces.
2) saveoolnc – mountains that have an opening in the earth’s crust.
3) thtenibrso – associated with the month of one’s birth.
4) yavirnanres – couples celebrate these.
5) lnirmea – a substance obtained by mining.   

Answer: Diamond(s)
1) Jewelry – Diamonds are used as gems put in the different types of jewelry.
2) Volcanoes – Diamonds are found in Volcanoes.
3) Birthstone – Diamond is the birthstone of the month of April.
4) Anniversary – Diamond Wedding is the 60th or 75th anniversary.
5) Mineral – Diamond is a mineral.    

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

Form words by placing letters in the empty spaces. The twist is you have to place the letters in reverse alphabetical order, and they must be in groups of letter succession.
Example : _ri_ _d = FriEnD

1. _ ri _ _
2. En _ _ me
3. D _ s _ ra _
4. C _ r _ _ ea _
5. _ ee _ i l  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! WAY2GOJAZZZZ!  

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