Welcome, ‏to Monday July 12th. Somewhere in this great big old world of ours, it’s national pondering day! Here are the top ten pondering thoughts of the day!
 
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?

A single fact can spoil a good argument.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.

Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we’re already there?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? 
     
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
  

Guaranteed  to  Roll  Your Eyes   
Every day a peddler pulled his cart of wool from his home to the village market. It was a long trip. He had to travel around the perimeter of a large lake that was owned by the town tycoon, a modern-day scrooge. One day during the winter the lake frozen over. The peddler realized that he could cut off two miles from his trip if he crossed over the lake. He was spotted halfway across the lake by the tycoon. Scrooge came racing out of his mansion and screamed at the peddler, “I’ll be darned if I let anyone pull the wool over my ice!” 
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “The last time I saw a walk like that was in Jurassic Park.”    

Answer: Miss Congeniality! This great movie came out in 2000 starring Sandra Bullock, an FBI agent, who had to go undercover in a Miss United States beauty pageant to try and catch a serial killer they suspected would terrorize the pageant. She played a tomboyish kind of woman, and seeing her try to walk in heels and evening dresses was hilarious. Thus the quote from Michael Caine’s character when he was trying to teach her how to walk and behave like a lady.   

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.”

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “You got me begging you for mercy, Why won’t you release me?  

ANSWER: “Mercy” – Duffy, This song was from the album “Rockferry”. It was released on February, 25 2008. 

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” 

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Friday’s Quizzler is..  

Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire

2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect

3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger

4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone   

Answer:  1) green, greet, greed
2) adept, adapt, adopt
3) jury, bury, fury
4) oval, oral, opal  

Monday’s Quizzler is…  

You need to unscramble the words below. Beside each scrambled word is a definition or description of the word. Each unscrambled word helps define or describe the answer.

1) eyrwejl – rings, necklaces.

2) saveoolnc – mountains that have an opening in the earth’s crust.

3) thtenibrso – associated with the month of one’s birth.

4) yavirnanres – couples celebrate these.

5) lnirmea – a substance obtained by mining.  

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