Welcome, ‏to Tuesday August 10th.  Marriage quotes 01…….
 
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “rings”:
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
    
Remember NOT to shoot the messenger, hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  
 
Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 
 
“I read in the paper that by the year 2015, obesity will be the leading cause of death. Especially for the person on the bottom.” -Jay Leno
 
“England’s Prince William and his girlfriend are 12th cousins, which means they might not be able to get married. Because we don’t want any of these royals to look like Prince Charles.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“A teenager in Nebraska was arrested last week for stealing an ice cream truck. He said he didn’t do it for the ice cream, he just really likes that song.” -Jimmy Fallon

Movie Quotes—The First Drafts

The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Well, he can refuse it, of course. I just know that if someone were to make me an offer like this, I’d jump all over it. But who am I to impose my feelings on someone else?”

The Terminator: “I’ll be back. Do you need anything while I’m out?”

Dirty Harry: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? I ask myself that every day, and you know what? I feel so very lucky. Loving family, steady work…”

Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Sorry, it looked like you were talkin’ to me. My mistake.” 
  
G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A woman, her husband, and their three rambunctious young sons were in their car waiting at a traffic. The woman glanced over at the car next them, noticing a blissfully happy mother with her baby daughter.  Looking at her husband she said, “As soon as I lose my weight from the last baby, I want to try for a daughter.” The husband reached up to the dash, grabbed an open box of snacks, and said, “Here, have a cookie.” 

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “1.21 gigawatts?! 1.21 giawatts?!” With increasing incredulity, Dr. Brown is unable to fathom how he is going to come up with the power necessary to complete his task. 

Answer: Back to the Future! In the film “Back to the Future” Marty travels back to 1955 and must get a young Dr. Emmett Brown (the future inventor of the time machine that brings Marty to 1955 in the first place) to help him get back to his own time. However, Dr. Brown has no idea how he can come up with enough electricity to power the time machine. Dr. Brown finally comes up with a plan to use lightning to produce the necessary power.  

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “When someone asks you if you’re a ‘god’, you say ‘Yes’!” uttered? 

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA DIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! GREAT SOLVING KIM! 

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I need an alarm system in my house so I know when people are creepin’ about, these people are freaking me out (these days)”  

ANSWER: “I Just Wanna Live” by Good Charlotte! “I Just Wanna Live” is such a hilarious song. I have to say that Good Charlotte, along with Simple Plan, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, etc.  

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Now hush little baby, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be alright, stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya, Daddy’s here to hold ya through the night”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

What are your answers to the respective questions so that your answers to all the questions are correct?

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Question 1
The answer to Question 2 is:
A. B
B. C
C. A

Question 2
The first question with correct answer B is:
A. Question 3
B. Question 1
C. Question 2

Question 3
The only answer you have not chosen yet is:
A. A
B. B
C. C 

 Answer: Question 1: C, Question 2: A, Question 3: B

Just go through the answers to Question 1:
The answer can’t be “A” because then the answer to question 2 would say that the answer to Question 1 was really “B”.
The answer to Question 1 can’t be “B” either, because then question 2 would state that its own answer is “B”, when it would have to be “C”.
This leaves “C” for Question 1 and “A” for Question 2.
Question 3 must then have an answer of “B”. 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

The following are alternate definitions for words, based on how the words sound. For example, “To drive by the docks: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _.” would result in “PASSPORT (Pass Port)”. Can you guess the words described below?

1. What white bears see with: P _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
2. A car’s memoirs: A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
3. How judges get to a small island: C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
4. To live long: D _ _ _ _ _.
5. How good a fibber one is: L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
6. In favor of young men and women: P _ _ _ _ _ _.   

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