Welcome, ‏to Wednesday August 18th.  Well somewhere out there in this great big old world of ours, it’s National Pondering day! Here are the top ponderings of the day!
 
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 
 
Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  
 
Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“A new survey found that 48 percent of Americans are willing to try out a nude beach for vacation. And my guess is
that it’s the wrong 48 percent.” – Jimmy Fallon

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president.”
– Johnny Carson 

“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”
-Demetri Martin
 
“I have a Y chromosome that makes me ask, Why get married? But I wouldn’t want to put down marriage as a whole – which
it is.” –Kevin Hench
 
“People are going on dates now to coffee bars. This is the worst idea. Four cappuccinos later, your date doesn’t look
any better.” –Margot Black     

  
G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go
talk to her.  Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air. “Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry,” the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. “Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.” They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterward the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and played cards. The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed. The guy was amazed. “You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?” “No, she replied…. You just happened to catch my eye!” 
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  Mrs. White: ‘Are you a cop?’ Mr. Green: ‘No I’m a plant.’Miss. Scarlet: ‘A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.’
 
Answer: Clue! This was the part in the movie where the guests in the house found out that Mr. Green was an undercover government agent.  Leslie Ann Warren played the role of Miss Scarlet in this movie, based on a board game, where you have to figure out who killed who, with what weapon.   
 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  ‘I’m a Mawg: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.’ 

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down like toy soldiers, bit by bit, torn apart, we never win, but the battle wages on for toy soldiers.” 

ANSWER:  Eminem! Eminem burst onto the scene in 1999 and has since become one of the most controversial rappers to ever grace this genre. He is also a member of D12. 

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.”   “I don’t mind spending everyday, out on your corner in the pouring rain, look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay awhile…”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

Can you determine the professions/jobs described below? Each clue is an anagram of the answer.

One Word
1. Co-star
2. A stew, sir
3. Parish post
4. The classroom
5. Restore plush

Two Words (first word is “a” or “the”)
6. Draws tea
7. Hits them
8. Ah, part chemist
9. He got star lore
10. As he got a hot relic

Two Words
11. Psalm teacher
12. Change car’s image

Bonus (three words, first word is “the”)
13. These surname counters 

ANSWER: 1. Actors, 2. Waitress, 3. Pastorship, 4. Schoolmaster, 5. Upholsterers, 6. A steward, 7. The smith, 8. The pharmacist
9. The astrologer, 10. The archaeologist, 11. Chapel master, 12. Garage mechanics, 13. The census enumerators  

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…   

Solve the 10 clues. Take each initial letter, to form a new 10 letter word.

1. Polite greeting
2. Opposite of begin
3. It comes from a bulb
4. Eskimo’s home
5. Another name for an axe (or ax)
6. Black Sabbath front man
7. Where a child may play
8. Large vessel for liquids
9. To change something
10. Neither left, nor wrong  

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