Welcome, ‏to Thursday September 2, 2010. MEGA MORON AWARDS……..

Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank’s video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn’t get the videotape of himself stealing the camera).

Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?]

Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

New York: As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes Officer..that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”

Ann Arbor:The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle’s license plate still attached to the bumper. 
   
Hey I’m just saying! Have a amazing Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
  
G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

Why ask why 01

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? 

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Artax! Stupid horse! You’ve got to move or you’ll die! Don’t let the sadness of the swamp get to you. You’ve got to try. You’ve got to care for me. Artax you’re my friend. I love you.” 

Answer: The Neverending Story! Artax is sinking in the Swamps of Sadness in the “Neverending Story” (1984). And in a sad twist of fate, one of the horses that was playing Artax did die doing that scene. The stunt crew couldn’t get the floor to rise again and the horse drowned. “Neverending Story” is about a young boy who takes a book from a library and becomes part of the adventure as he reads along. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “I’m sorry I called your wife a fat bloated warthog.”

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I was six years old when my parents went away. I was stuck inside a broken life I couldn’t wish away.”  

ANSWER: True! This lyrics is from Ashlee Simpson’s second single “Shadow” off her debut album “Autobiography” (2004). 

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “My favorite rapper used to sing ch-check out my melody”.

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:
TLEM – Take letters 1,2 & 4
ELTA – Take letters 1 & 3
MSURT – Take letter 1
HMEYR – Take letters 2 & 3
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?

ANSWER:  TLEM Take letters 1,2 & 4 – MELT, take M,E,T
ELTA Take letters 1 & 3 – TEAL, take T,A
MSURT Take letter 1 – STRUM, take S
HMEYR Take letters 2 & 3 – RHYME, take H,Y

Unscramble the above to get ‘Amethyst’.

The amethyst is a beautiful gemstone of purple hue. In ancient times, it was associated with celibacy and controlling drunkenness. It was also believed to have the ability to dissipate evil thoughts and quicken the intelligence.

 Thursday’s Quizzler is…   

Diagramless is a special form of crossword puzzle. It is the same, just you have no idea where the black squares are, you have to use the answers to the clues and the numbers of them to figure that out.

Can you figure this diagramless out?

It is just a small, 4×4 grid, and there are two black squares.

Across Clues:

1. Water Sport
5. Best Grade
6. __ top of; above
7. Place of relaxation
9. Water Level

Down Clues:

1. Opposite of future
2. Oxygen
3. Fill by putting on
4. Opposite of off
8. 3.14
10. Vowel between C and H  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! AMAZING JOB BANKS!        

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