Welcome, ‏to Monday September 13, 2010.  Somewhere in this great big old world of ours, it’s National Pondering day and in that spirit I present to you
the top ponderings of the day!
 
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.
 
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f   t h e   d a y 

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. Charles Darwin 

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. Ralph Waldo Emerson 

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Henry Ellis 

Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.  Anton Chekhov 

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.  William James   

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain 

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.  William Wallace

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.  Jean-Paul Sartre 

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: “WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!”  He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: “NOW THERE ARE TWO!”  

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Mortal men and women defending your own world. It’s not about death but life.”    

Answer:  Mortal Kombat! Lord Rayden (Christopher Lambert) says this to Lu Kang, Sonja Blade, and Johnny Cage on the ship to the tournament to save Earth from the Emperor of Out World. He is trying to convince them that it is an honor to fight for all of humanity. “Mortal Kombat” was made in 1995 and is one of the first video games to ever be made into a movie. “Mortal Kombat” is about a group of fighters who are chosen to partake in a tournament to save Earth from destruction by the Emperor of Out World.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “You’re not such a bad guy. You just dress badly.”  

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “It’s Paul Wall, I’m the peoples champ. My chain lights up like a lamp cuz now I’m back with the camp.”.

ANSWER:  Still Tippin’! Paul Wall is part of SwishaHouse Records. 

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Is that the one you used to date? Why she hanging around here, what her story?”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..  

Write a table that contains a row of letters and a row of numbers where you can clearly tell that A=1, B=2, C=3 etc until Z=26. Using it, decipher the clues to find a nine letter word which could describe someone evil.

– The 2nd and 7th letters are the same and divisible by 5.
– The 6th letter is an even number which is LESS than 13.
– The 5th is the 1st and 6th letter’s value added together.
– The 8th letter is a prime number between 15 and 25.
– The 3rd letter is a vowel, whose value is less than 10.
– The 1st letter has a value 10 less than the 4th.
– The last letter’s value is equal to double the 8th and then subtract 19.

ANSWER: Heartless.
Values: 8 5 1 18 20 12 5 19 19
    

Monday’s Quizzler is… 

In this teaser, your job is form eight (8) complete words from list A, B, & C. In each list, there are parts of words. Choose one word part from each list (A, B, C) to form the new word.

Example:

CORN + ERST + ONE = CORNERSTONE

List A:
FOR
ANT
EM
BOO
PER
IN
MAT
NO

List B:
CUB
IS
ME
ON
IT
EN
AD
PA

List C:
COPE
THY
DAY
SIC
ATE
RUST
RANG
OR   

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