Welcome, ‏to Tuesday September 21, 2010.    Marriage Quotes 101…….

The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. — Groucho Marx

The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. –Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Marriage of Marxism and Feminism]

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. — S. T. Coleridge

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don’t mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. — James Holt McGavran

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up. — Nash

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f   t h e   d a y 

“‘The Scarlet Letter’ is a book about a woman who commits
adultery and is forced to wear a scarlet letter near her
shoulder, like the ‘L’ worn by Laverne in ‘Laverne &
Shirley.'” -Craig Ferguson
 
“A man is trying to organize ‘zeppelins, blimps, and other
dirigibles for a race around the world.’ This would be a huge
story if it was 1907.” -Jay Leno
 
“A new study found that Facebook users tend to be more
narcissistic than others. When Facebook users heard that,
they said, ‘Are you guys talking about me?'” -Jimmy Fallon  

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead… 
As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said excitedly, “Dad, you have
some of their albums!” 

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Poor John. Who says poor John? Don’t everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there’s not a living soul who’d pee on me to put the fire out!”  

Answer:  The Lion In Winter! This Oscar-winning film stars two of the greatest actors of all time, in Peter O’Toole and Katherine Hepburn. It is the story of the English royal family of Christmas, 1183. King Henry II and his family gather at Chinon to greet the young King of France, played superbly by Timothy Dalton. This line is uttered by Nigel Terry (“Arthur” from the 1981 movie “Excalibur”) portraying Prince John. He says this while sulking on the ground, after he is told that he is no longer the chosen heir to Henry II’s throne. His brother Richard’s (Anthony Hopkins, in his feature film debut) response “Let’s strike a flint and see…” was exactly what the audience was thinking at that moment!

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Like I told my last wife, I said, ‘Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides… it’s all in the reflexes.'”

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m a hustla. I can sell salt to a slug.”

ANSWER: I’m a Hustla! Mary J. Blige appears on the “I’m A Hustler” remix. 

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m paranoid of all the people I meet
Why are they talking to me?”?

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser you have been given two (2) clues in each line. Each word differs by only one (1) letter, which I have given you. Your task is to discover the answers to the clues provided. The order of the letters do not change.

Example:

Remove _ _ _ I _ _ / _ _ _ U _ _ Justify

Answer:

E X C (I) S E / E X C (U) S E

1. subdivide _ _ _ _ _ R _ / _ _ _ _ _ C _ dense

2. obscure _ _ _ _ D / _ _ _ _ T strike

3. billfold W _ _ _ _ _ / B _ _ _ _ _ dance

4. misfortune C _ _ _ _ / D _ _ _ _ refuse 

ANSWER:  1. COMPA(R)T / COMPA(C)T, 2. CLOU(D) / CLOU(T), 3. (W)ALLET / (B)ALLET, 4. (C)ROSS / (D)ROSS
  

 Tuesday’s Quizzler is… 

 What advice is shown below?

BEETROOT
YEETROOT
YOETROOT
YOUTROOT
YOURROOT
YOURSOOT
YOURSEOT
YOURSELT
YOURSELF    

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