Welcome, ‏to Wednesday September 22, 2010.  25 Phrases Of Wisdom………..  

1. If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. 

Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f   t h e   d a y 

“Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.”
– Daphne du Maurier

“Adventure is just bad planning.”
– Roald Amundsen

“Truth has beauty, power and necessity.”
– Sylvia Ashton-Warner 

“When the Pope met the Queen of England, they both said the
same thing to each other: ‘Nice hat.'” -Jay Leno
 
“A new report found that Asian-American students have the
best SAT scores. In second place — anyone sitting behind
the Asian-American students during the test.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“Well-known, veteran politicians were upended by candidates
from the tea party. I’ve been to a lot of tea parties with
my daughter and most of the people there are stuffed animals.”
-Jimmy Kimmel

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized,
they made up. However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. “Honey,” my Dad finally said one day, “why do you
keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was ‘forgive and forget.'” “It is,” she said. “I just don’t want you to forget that
I’ve forgiven and forgotten.”  

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Like I told my last wife, I said, ‘Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides… it’s all in the reflexes.'”  

Answer:  Big Trouble in Little China! Legend has it that this script was a heavily re-worked version of the sequel “Buckaroo Banzai: Against the World Crime League”. This kung-fu magic act is a good vs. evil story of Jack Burton, Wang Chi, and Egg Shen taking on the immortal David Lo Pan and his servants, the mystical Three Storms. Jack (Kurt Russell) loves to talk, and this is a part of his litany into the CB radio in his truck (“The Porkchop Express”) at the beginning of the film. “It’s all in the reflexes…” becomes a running gag line throughout the film. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “This place has a sign hangin’ over the urinal that says, ‘Don’t eat the big white mint’.”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m paranoid of all the people I meet
Why are they talking to me?”?  

ANSWER: Good Charlotte — “I Just Wanna Live” This is Good Charlotte’s second single from their second album, “The Chronicles of Life And Death” in the US. You can either find in music stores the “Life” and the “Death” versions. They are both great. 

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Ring ring ring goes the telephone. The lights are on but there’s no one home.”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

What advice is shown below?

BEETROOT
YEETROOT
YOETROOT
YOUTROOT
YOURROOT
YOURSOOT
YOURSEOT
YOURSELT
YOURSELF   

 ANSWER:  Be true to yourself.

BEETROOT to YOURSELF (sound it out)
   

 Wednesday’s Quizzler is… 

 Find a rhyme for each word below so you end up with a familiar three-word phrase in the form “__, __, and __”. Number 7 is in the form “___, ___, or ___”.

Example:
Clue = “Cook, Wine, Drinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”

1. Palm, Pool, Protected
2. Deer, Chose, Goat
3. Life, Stork, Prune
4. Bomb, Click, Scary
5. Pup, Cup, Convey
6. Smell, Took, Sandal
7. Spin, Clues, Law
  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! WAY2GOJAZZZZZZZZZ!      

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