Welcome, ‏to Thursday September 23, 2010.  Doesn’t It Annoy You When…

…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found?

…you buy an answering machine so you won’t miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer?

…there’s a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?

…you’re reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out?

…you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it’ll magically open for them and not you.

…someone says, “well, to make a long story short” and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.

…a friend or family member says “Yuck! This is awful!!” and then tells you to try some.

…you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you’re just looking around.

…you rub on hand cream and can’t turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

…a waiter or waitress is not around at any time other than right after you put food in your mouth.

…your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading.

…there’s a dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

…the power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries.

…someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and writes a check or uses a credit card.

…the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.

…you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don’t, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything. 

Hey I’m just saying! Have an incredible Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f   t h e   d a y 

Woody Allen Quotes

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.

What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? Or what’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.   

When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.  

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers. “As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.” She leaned forward. “Mr. Peterson, are you an ‘honest’ lawyer?” “Honest?” replied the job prospect. “Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I’m so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.” “Impressive. And what sort of case was that?” He squirmed in his seat and admitted, “My dad sued me for the money.” 

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “This place has a sign hangin’ over the urinal that says, ‘Don’t eat the big white mint’.”

Answer: Road House! The owner of a bar in a small town hires James Dalton, the best “cooler” in the business, to clean his place up. When the job proves to be a little more than Dalton expected he calls on his friend and mentor Wade Garrett to give him a hand. This was the line that Wade Garret (Sam Elliot) gives Dalton (Patrick Swayze) over the phone when Dalton asks him for help.
Wade: “You having some trouble?” Dalton: “Nothing I’m not used to, but it’s amazing what you can get used to”
Wade: “Tell me about it. This place has a sign hangin’ over the urinal that says, ‘Don’t eat the big white mint’.”  

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: Tremble.”

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Ring ring ring goes the telephone. The lights are on but there’s no one home.”

ANSWER:  Madonna! “Hung Up” is Madonna’s first single released from her album, “Confessions On A Dancefloor”. It mixes a part of the chorus of Abba’s song “Gimme Gimme Gimme”.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “There’s a thing that they can’t touch ’cause ya know”?

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

Find a rhyme for each word below so you end up with a familiar three-word phrase in the form “__, __, and __”. Number 7 is in the form “___, ___, or ___”.

Example:
Clue = “Cook, Wine, Drinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”

1. Palm, Pool, Protected
2. Deer, Chose, Goat
3. Life, Stork, Prune
4. Bomb, Click, Scary
5. Pup, Cup, Convey
6. Smell, Took, Sandal
7. Spin, Clues, Law

ANSWER:  1. Calm, Cool, and Collected
2. Ear, Nose, and Throat
3. Knife, Fork, and Spoon
4. Tom, Dick, and Harry
5. Up, Up, and Away
6. Bell, Book, and Candle
7. Win, Lose, or Draw
    

Thursday’s Quizzler is… 

In this teaser your task is twofold. You must first complete two (2) 4-letter words, side by side, reading left to right. Secondly, these two words within the brackets must form a 6-letter word when read from right to left.

Example:

T[A _ _ _ _ A]T

Answer:

T[ARO GNA]T 6-letter word: ANGORA

1. S[L _ _ _ _ P]E
2. S[N_ _ _ _ S]K
3. O[R_ _ _ _ D]E

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB LADIES!     

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