Welcome, ‏to Wednesday September 29, 2010.    Piano Jokes…….
 
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.

Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.

Q: What do you say to an army officer as you’re about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.

Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.

Q: What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.

Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A: A sharp major.

Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away?
A: Root position cords.
 
A note left for a pianist from his wife…….Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
     
Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f   t h e   d a y 

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my foot-
prints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
– Groucho Marx

“The truth that makes men free is for the most part the
truth which men prefer not to hear.”
– Herbert Agar

“The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.”
– William Gibson 

W h a t ‘ s  O n  t h e  W e b ? 

BAD BOOK COVERS

While you may not be able to judge a book by its cover,
you can certainly judge its cover. Scroll through this
funny selection of particularly awful book covers.

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Star Wars: Republic Ace Game

“Help Anakin Skywalker blast his way through the Separatist
fleet in Republic Ace.” This fun and exciting “Star Wars”
adventure puts you in control as you battle enemies through-
out the galaxy. May the Force Be With You!

Visit: http://bit.ly/cJyBkj     
  

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “That’s no moon, it’s a space station.” and “Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way.”

Answer: 10 Things I Hate About You! “10 Things I Hate About You” is about two sisters, Kat and Bianca, whose father makes a rule that they are not allowed to date whilst they are still at school. As Kat shows no interest in dating, her father changes the rule to say that Bianca can date if Kat does. This starts a plot at school, by Cameron and Michael, to find someone who will date Kat, who does not appear easy to please, so that Cameron can date Bianca! Bianca says “Where did you come from, Planet Loser?” to her sister, Kat, who chooses not to show any interest in dating anyone, and Bianca cannot understand why. Kat then replies “As opposed to Planet Look At Me, Look At Me?” because Bianca likes to be popular at school. These quotes are said just before Kat and Bianca’s father changes the rule that the girls cannot date, to the rule that Bianca can date if Kat does.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Where did you come from, Planet Loser?” “As opposed to Planet Look At Me, Look At Me?”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Hope that ‘cha fine, wanna know what you got in mind. 

ANSWER: MIND! Usher, Lil Jon and Ludacris have sung another song together before titled “Lovers and Friends”.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Clickity clank, the money goes into my piggybank”.

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser you have been given two (2) clues in each line. Each answer to the clue comprises six (6) letters. Each 6-letter word differs by only one (1) letter, which I have given you. Your task is to discover the answers to the clues provided. The order of the letters do not change.

Example:  Remove _ _ _ I _ _ / _ _ _ U _ _ Justify   Answer: E X C (I) S E / E X C (U) S E

1. Confuse R _ _ _ _ _ / C _ _ _ _ _ Bovines

2. Invent _ _ _ _ T _ / _ _ _ _ S _ Furrow

3. Endured _ A _ _ _ _ / _ I _ _ _ _ Tilted

4. Joking _ _ N _ _ _ / _ _ R _ _ _ Bargain 

ANSWER: 1. Rattle Cattle, 2. Create Crease, 3. Lasted Listed, 4. Banter Barter
     

Wednesday’s Quizzler is… 

Which phrase from group B belongs with the words in group A?

Group A
Lonely
Patent
Canines
Freighter
Artwork

Group B
Local Election
News Event
Tax Return
Brainy Teaser
Play Date

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!  GREAT JOB BANKS! 

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