Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 14, 2010.   Doesn’t It Annoy You When…

…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found?

…you buy an answering machine so you won’t miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer?

…there’s a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?

…you’re reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out?

…you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it’ll magically open for them and not you.

…someone says, “well, to make a long story short” and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.

…a friend or family member says “Yuck! This is awful!!” and then tells you to try some.

…you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you’re just looking around.

…you rub on hand cream and can’t turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

…a waiter or waitress is not around at any time other than right after you put food in your mouth.

…your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading.

…there’s a dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

…the power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries.

…someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and writes a check or uses a credit card.

…the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.

…you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don’t, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything. 

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  
 
“I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!” – Anon
 
“You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.” – Mark Twain.
 
“As God once said, and I think rightly…” – Margaret Thatcher.
 
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.” – Woody Allen.
 
“Whoever said ‘nothings impossible’ never tried to nail jell-o to a tree” – Lisa Bryant
 
“If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you inbetween the holidays?” – Josh Longden
 
“If they can send one man to the moon why can’t they send them all?” – Amy   
 

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in with, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.” The third one responded, ” Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have that problem. Knock on wood,” as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, “That must be the door, I’ll get it!”  

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ” Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late… I use the side door – that way Lumbergh can’t see me. And, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour… I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”?  

Answer: Office Space! In this 1999 Mike Judge comedy, Ron Livingston plays Peter Gibbons, a guy who works a boring, repetitive cubicle job. After a therapy session gone wrong, Peter starts rebelling by being lazy, not showing up for work, and eventually just deciding he was not going to go to work at all anymore. He and his buddies also devise a way to rip the company off. In the film, management hire two cost-cutting consultants to speak with all the employees and make recommendations on where the company can downsize. Despite Peter telling The Bobs (so-called, because the characters share the same first name) that he barely works at all, they love him, and they suggest that he be promoted to management.  

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “What’s with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?”

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! GREAT JOB CARRIE!

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “One day we’ll wake up and this will all just be a dream”? 

ANSWER:  Mockingbird! Eminem wrote this song about his daughter, Hailie, and his niece.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

There once was a family of spies. One of them is celebrating his birthday, and the Mommy spy gave him gifts. The celebrant did not say anything; instead he gave this set of words:
toes
heat
ambition
nose
kiss
see
for
oneupmanship
route
tough
And because the family are spies, the Mom understood the message.
What was the message?   

ANSWER: THANKS FOR THE PRESENTS. If you read the first letters beginning from the first word downward, and then the last letters from

the last word upwards, you will reveal the message.
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is… 

Can YOU figure out what words are represented by the following?

1. Iron + M + Iodine + Nickel + Neon
2. M + Arsenic + Copper + Lithium + Neon
3. Iron + M + Aluminum + E
4. Tungsten + Oxygen + M + A + Nitrogen
5. Germanium + Nitrogen + Thallium + E + M + A + Nitrogen
6. Lanthanum + Dysprosium 

 TODAY’S TOP QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER SOLVING JOB LADIES!  

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