Welcome, ‏to Friday October 15, 2010.  Humor about Death……
 
OLD WANTS never die, they become needs

OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time

OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwind

OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind down

OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever

OLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS never die, they just get disgorged

OLD WOOL COATS never die, they just become mothballed

OLD WRESTLERS never die, they just lose their grip

OLD YACHTSMEN never die, they just keel over

WALT DISNEY didn’t die, he’s in suspended animation

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, — but their future is doubtful  

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“Johnny Depp surprised some grade school kids when he showed
up unannounced at their school dressed as a pirate. Let me
tell you something, try showing up at a grade school unan-
nounced dressed as a pirate and see what happens to you.”
-Jay Leno
 
“Because of budget cuts, police agencies across the U.S.
are recruiting regular civilians to help them investigate
crimes. Or as my dad put it, ‘Who’s laughing at my metal
detector now?'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“Everybody has been watching the Chilean mine rescue
coverage. Chile is long and thin and South American. It’s
the supermodel of countries.” -Craig Ferguson
   

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

Our 25-year-old son moved back home with an eye toward socking away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he’d planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his room recently. In the corner was a milk jug with a few coins in it and a label that read “Condo down payment.” 

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “What’s with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?”

Answer:  Clueless! “Clueless”(1995) is about Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and her Beverly Hills friends’ experiences in high school and the social realm. Midway through the movie, Cher is going to a party with Christian (Justin Walker). He shows up to pick her up, and manages to irritate both Cher’s father, Mel (Dan Hedaya), and her ex-stepbrother, Josh (Paul Rudd). Mel let Cher leave with Christian, but not before asking Christian this question, and then telling him, “If anything happens to my daughter, I’ve got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you.”

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Isn’t it weird how chairs exist even when you’re not sitting on them?” and “Please take the chairs away.

I don’t like them. The big one is staring at me and that short one is being very droll.” 

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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars”  

ANSWER: stars! “Wake Me Up When September Ends” is the fourth single released off of Green Day’s seventh album, “American Idiot”, and it is a song about Billie Joe’s father who died in September 1982, when Bille Joe was just 10 years old.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “We keep it ghetto you should know”?

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  

Can YOU figure out what words are represented by the following?
1. Iron + M + Iodine + Nickel + Neon
2. M + Arsenic + Copper + Lithium + Neon
3. Iron + M + Aluminum + E
4. Tungsten + Oxygen + M + A + Nitrogen
5. Germanium + Nitrogen + Thallium + E + M + A + Nitrogen
6. Lanthanum + Dysprosium

ANSWER: Iron=Fe, Iodine=I, Nickel=Ni, Neon=Ne, Arsenic=As, Copper=Cu, Lithium=Li, Aluminum=Al, Tungsten=W
Oxygen=O, Nitrogen=N, Germanium=Ge, Thallium=Tl, Lanthanum=La, Dysprosium=Dy

1. Fe+M+I+Ni+Ne=feminine
2. M+As+Cu+Li+Ne=masculine
3. Fe+M+Al+E=female
4. W+O+M+A+N=woman
5. Ge+N+Tl+E+M+A+N=gentleman
6. La+Dy=lady

All of the words describe females or males.  

Friday’s Quizzler is… 

Complete the words below using each letter of the alphabet once only…

li_ _t
_o_an
pu_ _ le
_-r_ _
e_ _l
_ _eer
_cie_ _e
g_ _ let
_u_ge
_ac_et
pu_zl_
_rai_ 

 TODAY’S TOP QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!  PURE GENIUS ANDREA!  

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