Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 26, 2010.  Food Ideas Rejected By McDonalds:

Chicken McBobbitts

Salmon McNella

Tom & Roseanne “Together Forever” Value Meal

Shirley McLean Burger

McMenudo

Filet o’ Gefilte Fish

Way Too Happy Meal

Lion King Hairball Happy Meal

Them Ain’t Nuggets!

McKitty Sandwich

Boutrous Boutrous Burger

Rocky Mountain McOysters

McSpleen

The Depressed Meal

Filet O’ Flesh

McShrooms

Bob Barker’s Happy Pants Meal

McTonya Club Sandwich

Grumpy Meal, Dopey Meal, and Sneezy Meal

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday folks, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people
who annoy me.” –Noel Coward
 
“Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.”
–Frank Leahy
 
“Some people are born on third base and go through life
thinking they hit a triple.” –Barry Switzer 

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

I work for a small software company with approximately fifty employees. My Boss was the company’s third employee. At a meeting with a potential client, our team introduced ourselves one by one. When it was my Boss’ turn, he said, “I’ve been with the company for it’s entire 10 year history. I started as a ‘lowly programmer’ and now I am a senior
manager.” When it was my turn, I rose and said, “I’m new with the company. I’m still a lowly programmer.”  

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? A: “So? What do you think?” B: “I think…it’s not all bad.” 

Answer: Grand Canyon! Writer-director Lawrence Kasdan fills “Grand Canyon” (1991) with a lot of moralizing and ruminating about the disheartening state of modern society set against a Los Angeles backdrop. Simon (Danny Glover) tells his newfound friend Mac (Kevin Kline) that what he needs to put things into perspective is a visit to the Grand Canyon. In the very last scene of the film, Mac’s family and Simon’s family make that visit together. During Mac’s first real look at one of the natural wonders of the world, Simon and Mac exchange these lines. 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Hey! You guys wanna buy a bar?”

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket, but I’ve gotta get a move on with my life.”      

ANSWER: Big Girls Don’t Cry! “Big Girls Don’t Cry” hit number one on September 8th, 2007. It spent an incredible 18 weeks in the top five, 40 weeks in the top 40 and 48 weeks total on Billboard’s Hot 100. “Big Girls Don’t Cry” was the fourth hit off of the album “The Duchess” which hit number two and was certified multi-platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. The first song, “London Bridge” went to number one as did the third release “Glamorous”. “Fergilicious” got as high as number two and “Clumsy”, the fifth release, made it to number five. Despite being the fourth release, “Big Girls Don’t Cry” became the biggest downloaded single from the album and is also the most successful of her singles abroad. The song spent nine weeks at number in Australia and became the year’s biggest hit there. It also reached the top in Austria, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand and Norway. In a 2008 list of The All Time Hot 100 Top Songs by Billboard magazine, “Big Girls Don’t Cry” came in at number 89. “London Bridge” was Fergie’s first number one song from “The Duchess”. Gwen Stefani and Akon took “The Sweet Escape” to number two in April, 2007. “My Life” is the title of a top 40 hit by multiple artists including Billy Joel and The Game. FUN FACT: Fergie did the voice of Sally Brown in two Charlie Brown specials in the 1980s.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky”

TODAY’S CRAZY SONG DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! GREAT JOB CARRIE!

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

Each group of definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing. The length of the words in each group is provided.

1) a small bundle & a pointed stake for a fence & a small isolated area or group (6 letters)
2) to express in words & not freshly made & to look fixedly at something (5 letters)
3) a dance that conveys a story & a makeshift bed & a hammer-like implement (6 letters)
4) a local branch of a society & a mercantile lease of a ship & to talk incessantly (7 letters)

ANSWER: 1) packet, picket, pocket, 2) state, stale, stare, 3) ballet, pallet, mallet, 4) chapter, charter, chatter 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is… 

In these Word Pyramids, the first letter is given to you (which is the first answer). Use the clues to build the pyramid to find the answer. In each consecutive answer, a letter is added to the previous answer. However, the answer letters might not be in the same order. Good Luck!!

Starting letter: A
Clues:
1. sodium
2. one, some, every, or all
3. greenish blue
4. careful and shrewd
5. Grand ——

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTERS OF THE DAY AWARD FOR CONSISTENCY GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB LADIES!

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