Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 27, 2010. Here what I have learned over my life time! All of the music that I grow up listening to has been turned into commercials, jingles and finally elevator music. I actually heard one lady play beat it on the harp at an event one evening! Time is the amazing equalizer! I’m sure all of the music that I heard while I grew up and referred to as elevator music at one time was another generations top ten music. Now days I hear my generations music sampled all of the time. I really wonder how Rap music will play in an elevator, how will Snoop Dog sound played on a violin? I’m sure we will find out in about 10 to 15 years! Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday folks, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

Steven Wright

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back… Boy, were they mad!

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney…

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.

It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature.

I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.

I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading. So, I got some flip-up contact lenses.

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

I filled out an application that said, “In Case Of Emergency Notify”. I wrote “Doctor”… What’s my mother going to do? 

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n yoo’d play ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ fur me bahfore ah hafta go.””Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, what’s your last request?””That you kill me first.”   

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? A: “I think it’s gonna rain.” B: “It is raining.” A: “Yeah.” 

Answer: sex, lies and videotape! No, I did not suddenly lose the use of my SHIFT key: the title of this film is in fact spelled without capital letters. Blame Steven Soderbergh, who wrote and directed this 1989 film (his first) that tells the tale of an unhappily married woman, her amorous sister, her cheating husband, and an old friend of her husband’s who passes through town and changes her life with his unusual ideas and the things he does with his handheld video camera. These last lines are spoken by Ann (Andie McDowell) and Graham (James Spader), respectively.  

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Good afternoon, Mr. President. Sorry I’ve been away so long. It won’t happen again.”

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “He said, ‘Son, when you grow up , would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned'”  

ANSWER:  Welcome To The Black Parade! “Welcome To The Black Parade” debuted on the American pop chart in September of 2006. Seventeen weeks later, on January 7th, 2008, the song peaked at number nine and went on to spend a total of 26 weeks on the Hot 100. My Chemical Romance was formed in Jersey City, New Jersey in 2001 by Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Ray Toro and Bob Bryar. Following their success with the platinum-certified album “Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge”, the band released “The Black Parade” on October 23rd, 2006 and watched it rise to number two on the Billboard’s Top 200 album chart. The album spawned four top twenty hits in Britain including “Famous Last Words”, “I Don’t Love You” and “Teenagers”. The single “Welcome To The Black Parade” was easily their most successful worldwide, reaching the top 20 in New Zealand, Finland, Ireland, Australia, Norway, Portugal and Italy. “Teenagers” was a number 67 hit for My Chemical Romance. John Mayer took “Waiting On The World To Change” to number 14 in 2007. “Papa Was A Rolling Stone” was a number one hit for the Temptations in 1972.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “We missed you on the charts last week, dog, that’s right, you wasn’t there”
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

What saying is seen here?

Mary, Sue, Jane
LAW
Bob, Fred, Jim

ANSWER:  No man is above the law. 

Thursday’s Quizzler is… 

Solve the two riddles. The answers should be anagrams of each other.

(Thing 1)
You use me when you want to cook
For friends or family.
But, whether written down or not,
It’s best you stick to me.

(Thing 2)
I like to think that I’m a skill,
Not just some old technique.
People do me to their ears,
Or nose, or tongue, or cheek.

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING THIS QUIZZLER IN LESS THEN 10 MINUTES! BRILLIANT!

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