Welcome, ‏to Tuesday November 2, 2010.  You Know You’re Too Stressed If…

You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up.

The Sun is too loud.

Trees begin to chase you.

You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

You can hear mimes.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

Things become “Very Clear.”

You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.

The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

You and Reality file for divorce.

You can skip without a rope.

It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can’t

quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!      

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“It was this time in 1929 that the stock market crashed. It
crashed because of Wall Street greed. Good thing they fixed
that.” -David Letterman 
 
“I love it when people dress up their dogs in Halloween
costumes. But I don’t like it when I tell someone how cute
their dog looks, and they’re like ‘Hey, that’s my child.'”
-Jimmy Fallon
 
“Paul, the octopus who predicted the outcome of all those
World Cup games, died this week. In lieu of flowers, the
family has asked that people send lemon wedges and tartar
sauce.” -Jay Leno     

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my driver’s license. “Will there be any change of address?” the clerk inquired. “No,” I replied.  “Oh, good,” she said, clearly delighted. “You got the house.”   

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “And just like that…he’s gone.”

Answer: The Usual Suspects!  No spoilers here for those who haven’t seen the film. Suffice it to say that this 1995 film about the exploits of five career criminals is full of enough twists and turns to make one’s head spin, thanks to an Academy Award-winning script by Christopher McQuarrie, top-notch directing by Bryan Singer, and superb acting by the entire cast — including Kevin Spacey, whose character speaks this final line in the film. 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I charged the whole thing to the Underhills’ account. Want the number?”

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I don’t gotta rap, I can sell a mil’ sayin’ nothing on the track”

ANSWER: This Is Why I’m Hot! “This Is Why I’m Hot” debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 in the first week of February, 2007 and, five short weeks later, it reached the top and spent two weeks there. The song also reached number one on the Hot Raps Tracks chart and number two on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. It samples a number of hip-hop tunes including “Nuthin’ But a ‘G’ Thang” and “Jesus Walks”. In Billboard’s year-end survey for 2007, “This Is Why I’m Hot” landed at number sixteen among the year’s biggest hits. “Like This” was Mims’ follow up to “This Is Why I’m Hot” which reached number 32. Shop Boyz took “Party Like A Rockstar” to number two in 2007. “Rapper’s Delight” peaked at number 36 in 1980 for the Sugarhill Gang.      

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I mean she even cooks me pancakes, an Alka-Seltzer when my tummy aches, if that ain’t love then I don’t know what love is” 
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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

Each of the clues below describe a 70’s American TV show. Can you name each show?
1. Ruffles, Pringles, Frito-Lays
2. 911 !
3. The aeronautically capable, habit wearing female (3)
4. A four wheeled vehicle, driven by a person whose job it is to take passengers and their luggage where they want to go in exchange for a fee
5. More than seven, nine is too much (3)
6. Small abode on the treeless tract of land (5)
7. Mixture of the sodium salts of various fatty acids of natural oils and fats 

ANSWER: 1. CHiPs, 2. Emergency!, 3. The Flying Nun, 4. Taxi, 5. Eight is Enough, 6. Little House on the Prairie, 7. Soap 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is… 

Which word is suggested by:

“Midday starting block last of the Mohicans second in command bottom of the barrel second guess at wit’s end beginning of the end starting line early years”?

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING TODAY QUIZZLER! WAY2GOLADIESSSS!

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