Welcome, ‏to Thursday November 4, 2010. Somewhere in this great big old country of ous, it’s National Pondering Day. Here are the top ten pondering thoughts of the day! 
 
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder Why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

Why Isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? 
  
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!      

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.” – Charles Dickens.
 
“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.” – Patrick Murray.
 
“Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.” – Will Rogers.
 
“The Scottish verdict ‘not proven’ means ‘guilty, but don’t do it again’.” – Winifred Duke.
 
“Gentlemen prefer bonds.” – Andrew Mellon.
 
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones.
 
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” – Spike Milligan.
 
“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates.
 
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb.
 
“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.” – Mario Andretti.
 
“If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?” – Steven Wright. 

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

There was a tribe in Africa which was very fierce and warring…they would battle all the tribes in the area, and they always won. As a victory trophy, they would take the throne of the chief of the defeated tribe and carry it home, chanting victory chants and singing the whole way. When they got home, they would put the throne in the attic of the grass hut. This went on for quite some time, and soon the throne collection grew, adding to the prestige of the tribe.

One day, they battled a tribe of farily large people, some might call them giants. They won, and they struggled to get the throne home…but the chanting and joyesness prevailed as usual. When they got home, they had the ritual of putting the throne in the attic of the grass hut, but the weight was too much. The ceiling collapsed, killing everyone on the tribe.  The moral: People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.   

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I look up at the moon, and wonder: When will we be going back? And who will that be? ”

Answer: Apollo 13! Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks) closes out the film with this voice-over after he and his crew, against astonishing odds, return to Earth safely after a lunar mission that was positively plagued with mechanical problems and life-threatening catastrophes. The film is based, of course, on the true story of the Apollo 13 mission, chronicled in the real Jim Lovell’s book “Lost Moon.” It’s an excellent read, by the way.  

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, ‘Give me your best shot. I can take it.'”

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “You know how long I’ve been on ya, since Prince was on Apollonia, since O.J. had Isotoners”  

ANSWER: Stronger! “Stronger” by Kanye West debuted on the U.S. pop charts on August 11th, 2008. In its second week, the song flew up the chart from number 47 to number 6 and six weeks later took over the top spot to become West’s third number one single following Slow Jamz and Gold Digger. It fared well internationally topping the chart in Canada, New Zealand and the United Kingdom. The song also garnered accolades including winning West a Grammy for “Best Solo Rap Performance”. It samples the Daft Punk song “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” which itself won a Grammy one year later for “Best Dance Recording”.  

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine”

TODAY’S CRAZY SONG DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! GREAT JOB CARRIE!
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.

Group A
1. Sharp
2. Snaky
3. Toner
4. Agree
5. Optic
6. Neigh
7. Rosin

Group B
1. Singing voice
2. Golf clubs
3. Subject
4. Stringed instruments
5. Jointed device
6. Type of beaver
7. Americans overseas   

ANSWER: 1. Harps (4), 2. Yanks (7), 3. Tenor (1), 4. Eager (6), 5. Topic (3), 6. Hinge (5), 7. Irons (2)

Thursday’s Quizzler is… 

Joey is on Mt. Everest.
Homer is in Death Valley.
Monica is on Mt. Kilimanjaro.
Marge is at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
Phoebe is at the top of K2.
Bart is at the edge of the Okefenokee Swamp.
Ross is atop the Matterhorn.
Lisa is touring the Mediterranean in a submarine.
Rachel is flying in a hot air balloon.
Maggie is sucking on a pacifier while sitting on the beach.
Chandler is climbing Mt. Fuji.
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