Welcome, ‏to Friday November 5, 2010.  When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite! When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom Apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I’ll never forget what he said: “Honey, I love burned biscuits.” Later that night, I went to tell Dad good night and I asked him if he Really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she’s real tired. And besides – a little Burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!”

Life is full of imperfect things…..and imperfect people. I’m not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. But what I’ve learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults – and choosing to celebrate each others differences – is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship! “Don’t put the key to your happiness in someone else’s pocket – keep it in your own.” Hey I’m just saying! Have a great weekend folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!        

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“A woman in Virginia gave birth to a healthy boy from an
embryo that was frozen for almost 20 years. You can spot
him in the nursery because he’s the only baby wearing para-
chute pants.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“According to a survey by Playboy magazine, three percent of
women can’t remember their natural hair color. You know what
you call these women? Blondes.” -Jay Leno 
 
“In China, an animal trainer taught his monkeys Kung fu,
and then they attacked him using his best kung fu moves.
Luckily, they were no match for the parrot he’d taught to
fire a gun.” -Conan O’Brien 

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. “I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you’ve all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a ‘B’ for the test.” There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, “Anyone else? This is your last chance.” One final student rose up and opted out of the final. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. “I’m glad to see you believe in yourselves,”he said. “You all get ‘A’s.” 

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, ‘Give me your best shot. I can take it.'”

Answer:  Big Trouble in Little China! Truck driver Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) gets dragged into a bizarre adventure in San Francisco’s Chinatown that involves magic, kung-fu street gangs, unearthly monsters, and anything else that director John Carpenter could squeeze into this joyride of a film. These last lines are spoken by Jack into the CB radio in his truck — he is essentially bragging to anyone who might be listening about his recent triumph over the forces of evil and his overall “tough guy” persona. What he doesn’t know is that one of the “monsters” from Chinatown has stowed away in the back of his truck. The film ends with the monster revealing itself to the audience, and presumably working its way toward the cab of the truck to give Jack yet more trouble!   

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘He’s a disco-dancin’, Oscar Wilde-readin’, Streisand ticket-holdin’ friend of Dorothy!’

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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine” 

ANSWER: Rehab! “Rehab” first hit the U.K. charts in late 2006 but didn’t cross over to America until the spring of 2007. While the song only peaked at number nine in June on the Billboard Hot 100, the song received tremendous amounts of attention because of the widespread speculation that singer Amy Winehouse was herself in need of rehab. Despite this, the song received nearly universal critical acclaim and was in the top ten on Rolling Stone’s list of the 100 Best Songs of 2007. The single was certified gold by the RIAA for having sold over 500,000 copies. Amy Winehouse’s “You Know I’m No Good” topped out at number 77 in 2008. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus took “Face Down” to number 24 in the spring of 2007. “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper spent two weeks at number two in March of 1984. FUN FACT: In July of 2008, a wax sculpture of Amy Winehouse was unveiled by Madame Tussaud’s in London.  

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Right now, he’s probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo, oh and he don’t know…”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  

Joey is on Mt. Everest.
Homer is in Death Valley.
Monica is on Mt. Kilimanjaro.
Marge is at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
Phoebe is at the top of K2.
Bart is at the edge of the Okefenokee Swamp.
Ross is atop the Matterhorn.
Lisa is touring the Mediterranean in a submarine.
Rachel is flying in a hot air balloon.
Maggie is sucking on a pacifier while sitting on the beach.
Chandler is climbing Mt. Fuji. 

ANSWER: Friends in high places
     

Friday’s Quizzler is… 

Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.

Example: EVER – ______ – HORN
Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

1. LENGTH – _______ – CRACK
2. WITH – _______ – OVER
3. MAKE – _______ – LESS
 

 TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! GREAT ANSWER JAZZZZZZZ!

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