Welcome, ‏to Wednesday November 17, 2010. Real Signs In Shop Windows………

 Signs In a clothing store:
“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
 
In the window of an Oregon general store:
“Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?”
 
In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
“Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but
their own graves.”
 
On a Tennessee highway: “Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is
impassable.”
 
From the safety information card in America WestAirline
seat pocket: “If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this
card, please tell a crew member.”
 
On a Maine shop:
“Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible
prices and workmanship.”
 
On a delicatessen wall:
“Our best is none too good.”

I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!          

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“Animal Control discovered a woman here in New York with
50 cats in her two-bedroom apartment. That’s insane. I
mean, how can a crazy cat lady in New York afford a two-
bedroom apartment?” – Jimmy Fallon
 
“Obama’s overseas trip has been such a disaster that
people in Kenya now claim that he has an American birth
certificate.” – Jay Leno
 
“If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as
getting.” – Benjamin Franklin 

What’s On the Web?

22 Fictional Characters Whose Names You Don’t Know
 
Curious about the true identities of some your favorite
fictional characters? From television to boardgames secret
identities are about to be revealed and some may surprise you.
 
Visit: http://bit.ly/c62nWW
 
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Fantasia: Commanding the Heavens
 
Watch “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” segment from the classic
1940 Disney film “Fantasia”, featuring Mickey Mouse.
 
Visit: http://bit.ly/9ERIvw    

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a twenty. “Do you have six cents?” she asked. 
“Sorry,” I said after fishing around my pockets, “I have no cents.”
“Finally,” she muttered, “a man who can admit it.”
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘They’d have killed you already, but you’ve got a lot of light on you.’ 

Answer: J F K! ‘General X’ (Donald Sutherland) explains to Jim Garrison (Kevin Costner) just how dangerous his investigation is. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘Let me get this straight — you don’t want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife? Jesus, Francis, are you sure I’m your father? I’m gonna have to check with your mother on this.’

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I close both blinds and turn away. Sometimes solutions aren’t so simple, sometimes goodbye’s the only way.” 

ANSWER: “Shadow Of The Day”- Linkin Park! “Shadow Of The Day” is from Linkin Park’s CD “Minutes To Midnight”. Some of their other CDs include “Hybrid Theory” and “Meteora”. Linkin Park was formed in 1996 in Agoura Hills, California.  

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “They don’t make ’em like this anymore. I ask cause I’m that sure,” from?

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

What is this famous saying?
zain yain xain wain vain uain tain sain rain qain oain nain main lain kain jain iain hain fain eain dain cain bain aain

ANSWER: No pain, no gain!
In a backwards sequence, every alphabetical letter comes with the suffix “ain” except “p” and “g” and hence “no p-ain”, “no g-ain”. 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is… 

Below are incomplete words. Place three (3) letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

unf (_ _ _ ) est
to (_ _ _) tures
hic (_ _ _) ful
eit (_ _ _) etic
fee (_ _ _) eder
he (_ _ _) ful

 TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS!

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