Welcome, ‏to Thursday November 18, 2010.  Why Ask Why????  Didn’t you ever wonder….

How did a fool and his money get together?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!          

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“A man in Kentucky cut off another man’s beard and forced him
to eat it during a fight. In a related story, I’m staying the
heck out of Kentucky.” -Conan O’Brien
 
“This will be a rough week for President Obama. He’s got a
lame duck Congress, he has to pardon a turkey, he has to eat
crow, and the Chinese just flipped him the bird. It’s been a
fowl week.” -Jay Leno 

“Animal Control discovered a woman here in New York with 50
cats in her two-bedroom apartment. That’s insane. I mean,
how can a crazy cat lady in New York afford a two-bedroom
apartment?” -Jimmy Fallon

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you
call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words,
every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Let me get this straight — you don’t want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife? Jesus, Francis, are you sure I’m your father? I’m gonna have to check with your mother on this.’  

Answer: She’s the One! The patriarch of the Fitzpatrick family (John Mahoney) expresses both disbelief and disgust upon hearing the unusual confession of his adulterous younger son Francis (Mike McGlone). 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘Rule number three: don’t you ever try and run on us. ‘Cause I’ve got six little friends…and they can all run faster than you can.’

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “They don’t make ’em like this anymore. I ask cause I’m that sure,” from? 

ANSWER: “Stronger”- Kanye West! Kanye West was born on June 8, 1977. “Stronger” is off his third album “Graduation” and has one part of another song called “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”.   

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Let’s get together maybe we could start a new phase. The smoke’s got the club all hazy, spotlights don’t do you justice baby.”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

Below are incomplete words. Place three (3) letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

unf (_ _ _ ) est
to (_ _ _) tures
hic (_ _ _) ful
eit (_ _ _) etic
fee (_ _ _) eder
he (_ _ _) ful

ANSWER:  unfold – oldest, topic – pictures, hiccup – cupful, either – heretic, feeble – bleeder, heart – artful

Thursday’s Quizzler is… 

In these Word Pyramids, the first letter is given to you (which is the first answer). Use the clues to build the pyramid to find the answer. In each consecutive answer, a letter is added to the previous answer. However, the answer letters might not be in the same order. Good Luck!!

Starting letter: I

Clues:
1. to exist
2. to rest
3. fine water
4. cuts down
5. legal rights
6. Apollo’s sister
 

 TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS!

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