Welcome To Monday, November 22, 2010. Think About This. Just Some Things I’ve Learned…Author Unknown 

I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better know something. 

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do. 

I’ve learned that it’s not what happens to people that’s important. It’s what they do about it. 

I’ve learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you a heartache for life. 

I’ve learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. 

I’ve learned that it’s a lot easier to react than it is to think. 

I’ve learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. 

I’ve learned that you can keep going long after you think you can’t. 

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. 

I’ve learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you. 

I’ve learned that when the light turns green, you had better look both ways before proceeding. 

I’ve learned that there are people who love you dearly, but just don’t know how to show it. 

I”ve learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and still have the best time. 

I’ve learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. 

I’ve learned that you should never tell a child his dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if he believed it. I’m just saying! Have an interesting Monday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o E y e s 

Once I came upon this pretty new temp standing in front of the paper shredder with a confused look on her face. I asked if she needed any help and she said, “Yeah, how does this thing work ?” I took the papers from her hand and demonstrated how to work the shredder. She stood there a moment with yet another confused expression, so I said, “Any questions ?” She said, “Yeah, exactly where do the copies come out from ?” 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? 

‘I was their number one son…and they treated me like number two.’

Answer: Batman Returns! The Penguin, a.k.a. Oswald Cobblepot (Danny DeVito), explains to the citizens of Gotham City that his parents coldly rejected him when he was an infant. 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? ‘Two things I know to be true: there’s no difference between good flan and bad flan…and there is no war. Guess who I am. 

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I never thought that you could break me apart, I keep a sinister smile and a hole in my heart.” 

ANSWER: “Hero/Heroine”- Boys Like Girls! Boys Like Girls are from Boston, Massachusetts. “Hero/Heroine” is a song off their self-titled album. The band is made up of Martin Johnson, Paul DiGiovanni, Bryan Donahue, and John Keefe. 

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “So I can and I will and you’ll see your hero come running over and over tonight”? 

Friday’s Quizzler is.. 

What commonly spoken passage is represented below?

I curse, tell tell

Lies, –>Truth<–

Trut, –>Truth<–

Tru, +, Anecdotes

–>Truth<–, Stories

Stitch aid moi deity 

ANSWER: I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. 

Explanation:

I swear (curse)

To (two) tell

The truth = not lies, but the truth

The whole truth = Not just smaller parts of the truth ie. Trut and Tru

and (+)

Nothing but the truth = not the truth and anything else ie. anecdotes or stories

So (sew/stitch)

Help (aid)

Me (moi)

God (Deity) 

Monday’s Quizzler is… 

The same three letters must be used to complete each of the following words. The letters are not necessarily in the same order in each word. What are the words? 

_ NT _ IN _

VI _ _ _ R

_ H _ _ L

_ _ _ K

_ _ _ 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! BRILLIANT JOB AGAIN BANKS!

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