WELCOME to Wednesday, December 1, 2010. Slow Dance………….

Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round
Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down, Don’t dance so fast
Time is short The music won’t last
Do you run through each day on the fly
When you ask “How are you?” do you hear the reply?
When the day is done, do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores running through your head?
You’d better slow down, Don’t dance so fast
Time is short The music won’t last
Ever told your child, We’ll do it tomorrow
And in your haste, not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die
‘Cause you never had time to call and say “Hi”?
Don’t dance so fast Time is short
The music won’t last When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift…. Thrown away…
Life is not a race. Do take it slower
Hear the music before your song is over.

“The minute you start talking about what you’re going to do if you lose, you have lost.” George Shultz. Hey I’m just saying! Have great Wednesday!

Q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Today is Cyber Monday, the big online shopping day. It will be followed by Identity Theft Tuesday.” -Conan O’Brien

“There’s a Nerf automatic dart gun that fires 60 darts in 20 seconds. Our kids are so fat now that it takes 60 darts to take them down.” -Jay Leno

“Black Friday is getting crazier every year. On Thanksgiving Thursday, we give thanks for the truly meaningful things, and then on Friday, we go out and stab each other to save $6.99 on a Nintendo DS.” -Jimmy Kimmel.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes.

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘I do not like assassins…or men of low character.’

ANSWER: Unforgiven! Sheriff ‘Little’ Bill Daggett (Gene Hackman) explains this point to biographer W.W. Beauchamp (Saul Rubinek).

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘You know how good he is? He is better at this than I have ever been at anything in my life. He’s better at this than you will *ever* be at anything in your life.’
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “You’ve got this look I can’t describe,you make me feel like I’m alive, when everything else is a fade, without a doubt you’re on my side”?

ANSWER: “Like a Star “- Corinne Bailey Rae

Corinne Bailey Rae is English.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “What you said when you left just left me cold and out of breath. I fell too far, was in way too deep, guess I let you get the best of me.”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

In this teaser, you are to start with the letter ‘U’, and then each time add a letter and shuffle it to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘SUPPORT’.
Not including ‘U’, you must do this in six (6) turns.
Good luck.
U
_ _
_ _ _
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
S U P P O R T

ANSWER: U
UP
PUT
POUT
SPOUT
STUPOR or SPROUT
SUPPORT

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

In each equation below, part of a common name has been replaced with a definition for a word that is contained within that name. By answering the definition and completing the equation, you will find the name.
(Ric + difficult = ric + hard = Richard)
1. Put on clothes + ald
2. Fishing pole + ney
3. P+ make a mistake + y
4. Be in debt + n
5. That girl + r + adult guy
6. D + eager
7. B + lease an apartment

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