WELCOME to Thursday, December 2, 2010. Bizarre December Holidays……..
December 1 is National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is National Fritters Day
December 3 is National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is National Pastry Day
December 10 is Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is Games Day
December 21 is Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is Roots Day
December 24 is National Egg Nog Day
December 25 is National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is National Whiners Day
December 27 is National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is Unlucky Day

Hey I’m just saying! Have an interesting Thursday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes.

Top Signs You’re At A Bad Motel

The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.

The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.

The “magic fingers vibration” is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic.

There is still some stuff that they put around crime scenes that is yellow

The pictures are not placed for decoration but to cover up recent bullet holes.

You have to wait until the guy next door is done with the towel so you can use it.

There’s a chalk outline in the bed when you pull back the covers.

The desk clerk has to move the body in order to get some ice for you.

The Only TV station you can get is a porno channel with roseanne on it.

The wake up call comes courtesy of police helicopter.

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘You know how good he is? He is better at this than I have ever been at anything in my life. He’s better at this than you will *ever* be at anything in your life.’

Answer: Searching For Bobby Fischer! One of my favorite movies of all time. Fred Waitzkin (Joe Mantegna) goes off on the grade school teacher (Laura Linney, in one of her first film roles) who has suggested that nurturing his son Josh’s remarkable abilities as a chess player might be interfering with his overall educational development.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Don’t think you’ve bought yourself any time by bringing me here…because you need to remember: I *am* a stranger to you. You have no idea what I’m capable of.’
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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “What you said when you left just left me cold and out of breath. I fell too far, was in way too deep, guess I let you get the best of me.”

Answer:”Over You” – Daughtry
Chris Daughtry placed fourth in the fifth season of “American Idol”.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “The rain is falling on my window pane but we are hiding in a safer place under covers staying safe and warm you give me feelings that I adore”?

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

In each equation below, part of a common name has been replaced with a definition for a word that is contained within that name. By answering the definition and completing the equation, you will find the name.
(Ric + difficult = ric + hard = Richard)

1. Put on clothes + ald
2. Fishing pole + ney
3. P+ make a mistake + y
4. Be in debt + n
5. That girl + r + adult guy
6. D + eager
7. B + lease an apartment

ANSWER:1. Don + ald = Donald
2. Rod + ney = Rodney
3. P + err + y = Perry
4. Owe + n = Owen
5. She + r + man = Sherman
6. D + avid = David
7. B + rent = Brent

Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.

Example: EVER – ______ – HORN
Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

HOG – ___________ – CLOTH
DETER – __________ – FIELD
WASTE – ___________ – BALL

TODAYS QUIZZMASTERS OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING THE WEDNESDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! BRILLIANT JOB LADIES!
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