WELCOME to Friday, January 7, 2010. Procrastinator’s Calender…….

NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE
8 7 6 5 4 3 2
16 15 14 12 11 10 9
23 22 21 20 19 18 17
32 30 28 27 26 25 24
39 38 37 36 35 34 33

2. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three Fridays in every week. This is also beneficial for those persons who are paid on Fridays.

3. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow for month-end panic jobs.

4. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month’s last-minute panic jobs.

5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.

6. A new day – Negotiation Day – has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.  

Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful weekend, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

“Two people won the Mega Millions lottery. If you missed
the drawing, the winning numbers were…not yours.”
-Craig Ferguson

“During the first few weeks of January, people often resolve
to lose weight, which is great for me because the line at
Sizzler is much shorter.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “It’s the simple things in life, like when and where We didn’t have no internet But man I never will forget The way the moonlight shined upon her hair”

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s
Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is looking down in the dumps. “Whats wrong now Bob,” asked Bill. Bob replies, “They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for.” “Yeah, so whats the problem with that,” asks Bill. Bob sighs, “Well, it seems I’m best suited for unemployment.”  
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘If I’d been any kind of a leader, I would’ve told you guys this stuff a long time ago. Instead, I was tellin’ you basketball stories.’

Answer: Gung Ho! Hunt Stevenson (Michael Keaton) finally admits to the denizens of Hadleyville that he’s been lying to them for quite some time about the details of his agreement with the Japanese owners of Assan Motors.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Dogs barking. Can’t fly without umbrella.’
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Answer: “All Summer Long” – Kid Rock! This song came out April of 2008. In this song he is singing about his teenage romance in the summer of 1989.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008 try and identify which song or which artist. “I want you to fly with me, Want you to fly, I miss how you lie with me
Miss how you lie, Just wish you could dine with me, Wish you could dine

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

A small number of child laborers were attempting to traverse a more elevated position in a vain attempt to procure a quarter of a rundlet of a hydrogen and oxygen compound. Half their number experienced an uncontrollable descent that resulted in severe damage to the pate. And soon it came to pass that the rest of the labor force followed suit, but with far less serious consequences.
ANSWER: Jack and Jill Went up the hill To fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down
And broke his Crown And Jill came tumbling after.
Friday’s Quizzler is…  

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