WELCOME to Tuesday, January 25, 2010. Missouri Crazy Laws….. 

Missouri Crazy Law

It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)

Buckner

In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Excelsior Springs

Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.

Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.

Kansas City

Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.

Marceline

Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Marquette

It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

Mole

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Purdy

Dancing is strictly prohibited.

St. Louis

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.

A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City

Four women may not rent an apartment together.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Tuesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Two hundred cows recently died in a field in Wisconsin.
Nobody knows the cause of death, but they suspect boredom.”
-Conan O’Brien

“A town in Britain is making government employees submit
written requests to have an office romance. That’s going to
be weird if the other person’s not into it.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The White House held a state dinner for Chinese President
Hu Jintao. There were 200 people, a six-course dinner, and
champagne. It was so expensive that we had to borrow money
from China to pay for the dinner.” -David Letterman

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins-if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?‘I loved a writer and gave up the prize for a sonnet.’
Answer: Shakespeare in Love
Julia Roberts was originally set to play the part of Viola. Good thing for Gwyneth Paltrow she changed her mind!
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I’m forever changed because of who you are and what you’ve meant to me, which – while I do appreciate it – I’d never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.’
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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist. ” ‘I loved a writer and gave up the prize for a sonnet.’

Answer: Pink

From “Just Like a Pill”, her third hit off of her sophomore CD.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000-2002 try and identify which song or which artist “One thing, I don’t know why, it doesn’t even matter how hard you try.”.
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Friday’s Quizzler is..

Low Grade + 5th non-prime number (starting at 2) + To look down upon = A form of punishment.

ANSWER: Detention.
Low Grade=D, 5th non-prime number=10 (Other 4- 4, 6, 8, and 9), and to look down upon=Shun.
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

What expression is represented here?

I hear: “It, It, It, It, …”
You hear: “I_, I_, I_, I_, …”
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