WELCOME to Wednesday, January 5, 2010. Top 10 Strange Competitions

1. Extreme Ironing
2. Cheese Rolling
3. Curling
4. Rock Paper Scissors World Championship
5. Air Guitar Championships
6. Nettle-eating Championships
7. The World Beard and Mustache Championships
8. World Pea Shooting Championships
9. World Gurning Championship
10. Wife Carrying

Hey I’m just saying! Have a Wonderful Wednesday, and whatever you do this next year, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?’

Answer: Full Metal Jacket! Stanley Kubrick’s Vietnam epic. The line in question is spoken by Private Joker (Matthew Modine) as a response to the overblown machismo of Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey).

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘All they wanna do is stay indoors, smoke cigarettes, and relate. I don’t like ’em.’
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “She got her own thing That’s why I love her

Answer: “Miss Independent” – Neyo! This song comes from Neyo’s album “Year of the Gentleman”. The song was released on August 11, 2008.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008 try and identify which song or which artist.””Never mind what haters say, ignore them ’til they fade away. Amazing they ungrateful after all the game I gave away. Safe to say I paved the way, for you cats to get paid today. You still be wasting days away now had I never saved the day. Consider them my protégé, homage I think they should pay. Instead of being gracious, they violate in a major way. I never been a hater still I love them, in a crazy way.”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

What’s so peculiar about this sentence?

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness.

ANSWER: Each word in the sentence is one letter longer than the word before it!

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

Find the names of ten fish by adding one of the given letters to each word and rearranging the letters. Each letter will be used only once.

A A E H L N N P T T

1. Nut + ? =
2. Tour + ? =
3. Prickle + ? =
4. Floured + ? =
5. Mason + ? =
6. Ringer + ? =
7. Papers + ? =
8. Gyro + ? =
9. Apron + ? =
10. Pompon + ? =
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